There are reports in the media that Gov. Winky You Betcha's daughter, Bristol, has broken up with her baby daddy, snowbilly Levi Johnston. (Remember how the McSame campaign made a lot of noise about how they were getting married right away after Bristol's pregnancy was revealed?) Winky's family was obviously embarrassed several weeks ago when Johnston's mother was arrested on charges of selling Oxycontin (Rethug Dear Leader Limpballs' drug of choice). Quite a brood.
Can we expect a 6-part, made for TV series out of this? Maybe right before Winky announces her Presidential candidacy for the party of family values.