"The only health care mandate they [Republicans] can embrace are transvaginal probes for women." -- our Governor, Martin O'Malley (D-MD), today. Bada-bing!
"There's only one candidate -- Gov. Romney -- who's committed that he will repeal the Obamney -- the Obamacare tax increase." -- our not-Governor (whew) Bobby "Kenneth" Jindal (Rethug-LA), in a Freudian slip (?) today. "Obamney"-care. Hee-hee.