Oops, He's Running Again!

Step 1.   Wear glasses to give the impression you've got a brain;

Step 2.    Play to the base and pout when you're face-to-face with the President;  and (because we can keep three points in our head at one time)

Step 3.   Have someone pen an op/ed for you to run in the once great Washington Post Bezos Bugle (which will publish anything), attacking a potential rival for the Rethuglican/ New Confederate/ Stupid Party nomination for not wanting to go back into Iraq with guns blazin'.

Yep.  Future Lenscrafters and hair products spokesperson Gov. Rick "Oops" Perry (Secessionist-TX) is running for preznit!  More popcorn over here!

(Image:  Sans glasses.  Given his vision problems, he'll eventually end up shooting himself in the foot.)