Monday, May 4, 2015

Two Who Will Never Be President Announce Their Candidacy


The Republican / New Confederate / Stupid Party clown car for the 2016 nomination for President got a little more crowded today with the announcement by job killing climate change denier Carly "Snarly" Fiorina and incoherent former neurosurgeon Ben "On Meds?" Carson that they were running.  Snarly is best known for nearly running Hewlitt Packard into the ground before she was bribed by their board of directors to resign, and Ben On Meds? is known for his loopy remarks on everything from "being gay is a choice" to not supporting Federal health care initiatives "even if it worked."

As we've said before, the more the (truly) merrier.  The expansion of the clown car not only adds to the stock of crazy views that we and others can mock, but it drains the wallets of the rabid base as they donate their money to some sure losers.

BONUS:  Snarly's 21st century campaign is off to a shaky start as Mock Paper Scissors notes. Click on the link there for some step-on-a-rake hilarity.  Mwahahaha.

BONUS II:  Silver Spring Bureau Chief Brian, in the comments, directs us to excellent thumbnails of Fiorina and Carson.

1 comment:

Silver Spring Bureau Chief said...

Here's some more info on these exciting new candidates!
http://www.theonion.com/graphic/who-ben-carson-50339
http://www.theonion.com/article/who-carly-fiorina-50338