Tuesday, January 16, 2018

More Stormy Weather (UPDATED)


Stephen Colbert had a short segment last night on the adulterous affair that degenerate misogynist Donald "Rump" Trump had with porn actress Stormy Daniels while his wife was pregnant with their son in 2006. Rump is alleged to have paid $130,000 for Daniels' silence. One surprise, according to Colbert: that Rump actually paid "one of his contractors." Enjoy.



UPDATE:  Slate is now reporting that Rump's affair with the porn actress lasted a year. Lots of details about the affair at the link.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'd have to be in porn to let that repulsive animal get near me with his naked body. Ugh. I would like to ask her a few pointed questions concerning the size of his anatomy and just how lousy a sex partner he is.

Hackwhackers said...

Anon. -- To your last question, apparently "Stormy" said his sexual performance wasn't very good (as opposed to what second wife Marla Maples once said). We'd also venture that this borderline obese clown hasn't seen his private parts in years.

Anonymous said...

Your comment made me laugh. Thanks. I imagine his sexual prowess is limited to the following, munch munch slurp slurp bang bang over!