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The "Catholic" League's Wild Bill Donohue is blasting Walnuts for accepting the endorsement of talibangelist John "Armage...

The Minnesota State Senate voted yesterday to throw the state's transportation commissioner out of office. Carol Molnau is notorious fo...

By now, everyone and his brother knows that Britain's Prince Harry has been removed from his duty post in Afghanistan for safety reason...

Demonstrating that he still thinks he's the great and munificent Oz, Dumbya wants us to believe we're not heading into a recession. ...

Referring to William F. Buckley, Jr.'s death yesterday, Senate Minority Leader Mitch "Missy" McConnell had this to say in a pr...

Billionaire New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg announced today that he won't be running for President in 2008. This follows months ...

While we're on thuggish "conservatives," we fear this pinhead is closer to the Rethuglican mainstream than some would like t...

William F. Buckley, Jr., one of the major figures in the resurgence of conservatism in the U.S. has died at 82. Buckley, "born to the ...

A recent poll released by the American Research Group, Inc. has Dumbya's job approval rating at an all-time low of 19% . His approval ...

The recent Turkish invasion of the Kurdish area of Iraq points up the disaster Bushit policies have wrought in the Middle East. Above all,...

Breaking News! Through a Diebold software glitch, the Onion is revealing the results of the 2008 Presidential election. Curse those shado...

For the first time, polls are showing Sen. Obama ahead in Texas, 50% to 46%. Ohio is also trending in Obama's favor, although Clinton s...

We're back to our chimp theme, since this is about the "main stream media." C&L has not one but two examples of what pa...

Crazywing spoiler Ralph "I'm Still Relevant" Nader announced he's running for president as a third-party (Loons?) candida...

The day before the event, Hillary Clinton is making a strong case for a Best Actress Oscar. If this isn't the most transparent, contri...