Limpballs' Self-Diagnosis

Right wing hate radio blowhard Rush "Pills" Limpballs has a novel theory about why his male sex organ is so small: it's the influence of feminists.

For someone who hasn't seen his tiny "equipment" in many years due to his overhanging belly, Limpballs has a right to be upset, but he should refocus his theory on the pharmacopeia of drugs he's ingested for years.

Also, there's "a lover, not a hater" angle for Limpballs' condition: if the size of his "equipment" is in inverse proportion to the hate he spews, a magnifying glass may be in order.