Turdblossom Towel-Snaps Winky

"If I did run for office and win, I'd serve out my term. I wouldn't leave office mid-term." -- failed political guru Karl "Turdblossom" Rove on Fux "News", referring to snowbilly grifter Sarah "Winky" Palin's sorry record of governing in Alaska. That remark followed days of shots at Turdblossom at CPAC, culminating in Winky's call for disregarding "campaign consultants." (Ed. note: Yeah, that worked well for Winky in 2008).