Cuccinelli Wants Northern Virginians To Think He's A Democrat

Ultra-right culture warrior, transvaginal probe enthusiast and Rethuglican nominee for Governor of Virginia Ken "Cooch" Cuccinelli has had an ad playing in the Northern Virginia market for a couple of weeks now,  apparently with the intention of making those folks think he's running on some Democratic rather than theocratic Rethuglican principles:



Um, sorry, Cooch.  That dog isn't hunting.