In More Ways Than One Quote of the Day, Extended Play Edition

"I've been confused for Anthony Weiner twice now. I don't know how this keeps happening," [Wisconsin Republican Rep. Paul] Ryan told a group of Republicans on Wednesday at an event in Mount Pleasant, Mich., according to MLive.com.

Note to Ryan:  When people yell, "Hey, wiener!" at you, they're not referring to former New York Congressman Weiner.