"
Well, I've got a sister, she could play that role if necessary." -- Rethuglican Presidential hopeful and confirmed bachelor Sen.
Lindsey "Huckleberry Butchmeup*" Graham when asked
who would serve as his First Lady if elected. He also suggested having a "rotating first lady." We can see it now:
"Lindsey, are you home? Lindsey?"
Since he'll never be President, he won't have to worry about his "First Lady."
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*h/t to Esquire.com's great Charles P. Pierce for the moniker.
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