Oregon Jamokes Ask For, Get What They Need

Steven Colbert wonders if the jamokes occupying the Alamo Malheur wildlife refuge visitor center in Oregon are asking for their long list of "stuff" because they're in for a long siege or because they're opening a bed and breakfast:



Meanwhile, in response to the jamokes' appeal for "anything," someone to whom we will be forever grateful sent them ...  a bag of dicks.  How appropriate!  They could all use some!