Rick Perry Endorses Ted Cruz; We Trust The Jokes Will Write Themselves

Ours is kind of obvious:

Former Texass Gov. and everlasting dimbulb Rick "Oops" Perry has endorsed Sen. "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz (R-Calgary) for President, saying "One, he's got courage;  two, he's the best listener in D.C.;  and three, um...  er ... oops!"

Feel free to add yours in the comments.

(Gif:  "Mmmm, is that Canadian bacon I smell?")