What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

News item:  Neo-fascist rageaholic Donald "Rump" Trump has picked sleepy, creepy Dr. Ben "Benny the Blade" Carson to head his vice presidential selection committee.  Maybe Benny will pull a Dick Cheney and select himself....that is, if he can manage to stay awake. One thing is certain: the successful candidate will have to be a stone cold Bible thumper to pass Benny's test.

UPDATE:  Benny the Blade has some great strategery he'd like to share with Rump. This selection process should be awesomely nutty.

(photo: Benny already has his own running mate)