Quote Of The Day - The Mall Rat

 “If you can’t go to a mall in Alabama, maybe you shouldn’t go to the Senate.” -- Republican Sen. Lindsey "Huckleberry" Graham, yesterday.  Alabama Republican pedophile peckerwood Roy Moore was reportedly banned from his hometown Gadsden Mall due to his repeated harassment of teenage girls. "Maybe," ya think?!

BONUS: They had to keep the pedophile peckerwood away from cheerleaders at high school football games, too.