All In The Family

It looks like Bush Twin Jenna (the one unfortunately resembling her father) has gotten engaged to a Mr. Henry Hager of Virginia. He seems to have all the right attributes for a Bushit in-law: son of the Virginia Rethuglican Party chairman, working on a masters degree in "bidness" at UVA, used to work for Karl Rove, had a. . . .uh, wait. Used to work for Karl Rove? So Dumbya says goodbye to Turdblossom at the end of August, but says "howdy" to a young Rove clone who's going to join the family political "business" one day. Slime is in their DNA.

(photo: Jenna frolicking with sister Barbara at, of course, a frat party)

Like Father, Like Daughters

The Bush twins are back together in town, as the WaPo reports today. What better time to suggest that they stoll a couple of blocks from the White House to the Armed Forces Recruiting Office at 1099 14th St. NW to show their support for their daddy's noble war? Surely, they believe that the sacrifice should be shared equally, like their daddy did during the Vietnam war.