Showing posts with label Conservative Political Action Conference. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Conservative Political Action Conference. Show all posts

Saturday, March 5, 2016

Tweet Of The Day - CPAC Edition



If you're seeing your little world crumble and you want to project an image of stability and maturity at a major right- wing gathering like this weekend's Conservative Political Action Conference (NUTPAC, er, CPAC), who you gonna call to do the Keynote Address?  Why "Lonesome" Rhodes himself, Glenn "Boo Hoo" Beck (who's been having stabbing pains in his head recently -- or maybe he was just channeling Dr. Ben "Bennie the Blade" Carson?).

"What the #@!* happened?" indeed.

Thursday, February 26, 2015

The Circus Is In Town - CPAC 2015


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The Conservative Political Action Conference 1815 2015 is back in town! That cardboard cutout guy, Sen. "Ayn" Rand Paul (Dudebro-Galt's Gulch), has won the CPAC straw poll two years running. Let's see if he makes it a three-peat.

(Image: via DemocraticUnderground.com)

Sunday, March 17, 2013

CPAC Roundup

The annual Nutfest Clown Show Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) wrapped up with snowbilly grifter and failed reality show C-list celeb Sarah "Winky" Palin speaking to her adoring, mouth-breathing fans.  Michael Moynihan has a nice summary of the CPAC goings on, with Palin as the standard-bearer for the bitter, dead- enders:
... Palin isn’t in the ideas business. She is, as loudly reaffirmed in her CPAC speech, a peddler of resentment, and a worldview of conservative victimology obsessively focused on the media gatekeepers and corrupt political consultants they see distorting a political message that, if not interfered with by liberal ideologues, would be embraced by most all Americans. It’s a common theme at CPAC: it’s not our ideas, it’s how the media distorts our ideas. Circling the conference center was a truck sponsored by the Media Research Center, a conservative watchdog group, displaying the message that the “liberal media” was “censoring the news.”
Yeah, "the liberal media" -- as if.  The Bubble in which these reactionaries live was also on display when Palin made an Obama teleprompter joke (so 2010!) while reading from a teleprompter...  There is no irony in The Bubble.

(Image:  "I don't think, therefore I am... a reactionary.")