Tonight's Republican Cattle Show: "Throwback Thursday"

Here's a preemptive video from the Clinton campaign on tonight's Republican seven ten dwarf "debate:"



A nice compilation of the extremists that are the "talent" and "well-qualified" candidates in the top tier of the Republican race.  (Bonus giggles:  Catch the photo of a young Jeb! Bush at around 0:55.  As one might expect, he makes a porn 'stache and long hair look quite lame.)

Sorry, no attention being paid to the seven dwarfs in the consolation "happy hour debate."  LOL.

UPDATE:  Think Progress has 11 lies you're likely to hear at tonight's "Throwback Thursday."  How else to keep the knuckle- dragger base foaming at the mouth?

UPDATE II:  Of course, Andy Borowitz nails it:

Psychologists Urge People With Low Self-Esteem to Watch G.O.P. Debate
By Andy Borowitz

People who view G.O.P. candidates for approximately three minutes report feeling better “right away” about their intelligence.

Bumped From The Clown Car?

GOP TV Fux News has announced that it will limit the number of clowns for the August 6 Republican 2016 candidate debate to ten.  Of course, when Fux speaks, the Rethug apparatus listens. The top ten will be determined by averaging the five most recent national polls.  Rethuglican National Committee chairman and human/weasel hybrid Reince "Prepuce" Priebus indicated his support of the decision, which gives him an out, as the list of candidates for the Rethug nomination is getting longer than the Manhattan phone directory (how many already are running or plan to run, 21, 33…?).

It could mean an early demise for such never-gonna-be-nominated-anyway candidates like gay-bashing Gov. Piyush "Bobby" Jindal, job-killer Carly "Snarly" Fiorina, theocrat Rick "Frothy Mix" Santorum, and bomb-throwing Sen. Lindsey "Huckleberry Butchmeup" Graham.  There would still be plenty of craziness in the field of ten, which could include untethered birther Donald "Rump" Trump, and flaming poo-flinger Dr. Ben "Off His Meds" Carson. Here's hoping the other 10 15 247 candidates raise a monumental stink and crash the party.  Popcorn anyone?

(photo:  Huckleberry, is that you?)