Soon to be appearing at the Rethuglican National Convention: Kid Rock(head), and the remnants of Lynyrd Skynyrd. Now, if they could just get varmint gourmet Ted "My Gun is My Manhood" Nugent, stone-stupid Hank "Are You Ready for Some Nutball" Williams, Jr., and brain-fried birther and black helicopter spotter Dave "Megashit" Mustaine to join in, they'd have a helluva (bad) wingnut band. Call them The Knuckledraggers.
