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Monday, January 27, 2025

The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly

 

The good:

Ontario’s take-no-prisoners Premier Doug Ford is threatening to ban U.S. alcohol in stores and cut power to American homes and businesses close to the border in his war on Donald Trump’s threatened tariffs.

“I’m a street fighter in politics,” Ford, wearing a blue MAGA-type hat reading “Canada is not for sale,” told Politico in an interview earlier this week. “If someone throws a punch at me, I’m going to hit him back twice as hard.”

Ford, 60, said he would like to work with Trump, but that doesn’t look likely now, even though there’s “no one that loves the U.S. up here in Canada more than I do.”

The leader of the center-right Ontario Progressive Conservative Party is talking tough to challenge Trump’s threats to slap stiff 25 percent tariffs on Canadian goods on the first of February. Ford has called for early elections in the province Friday, seeking a strengthened majority to “fight with Donald Trump to make sure we stop the tariffs.”

Beyond curtailing American liquor sales in Canada, Ford warned in December he could cut off electricity exports to Michigan, Minnesota and New York.

Being enemies, however, is not the way to go, cautioned Ford, who backed Trump for the presidency...

Ford, as you can tell from that last sentence, is a not- inconsiderable jackass himself.  In his own small way, he's in the FO part of FAFO.  But as a "street fighter" he's not going to let even his pal the Malignant Fascist push him and his constituents around.  "If someone throws a punch at me, I'm going to hit him back twice as hard," words that some Democratic leaders currently in a defensive crouch would do well to mirror.

The bad:

Just days into Donald Trump’s return to the White House, democracy advocates worry that their worst fears are already being confirmed.

Trump has declared immigration and energy “emergencies” to use extraordinary powers, even though illegal border crossings are down and U.S. energy production is at a record high. He has pardoned hundreds of domestic terrorists who assaulted police officers to advance his Jan. 6, 2021, coup attempt. He has stripped federal security details from former aides who have criticized him, even though the foreign threat against them remains. He even suggested that he might try to prosecute his predecessor, Joe Biden, noting that he had foolishly failed to pardon himself.

All of this, and it hasn’t even been a full week since he took the oath of office last Monday.

“Anybody who’s surprised by these egregious actions, well, shame on them,” said Geoff Duncan, a former lieutenant governor of Georgia who, along with numerous other Republicans, endorsed Democrat Kamala Harris in the November election. “Donald Trump telegraphed them for the better part of two years.”

Trump, after a four-year hiatus, is essentially picking up where he left off in the final weeks of his first term, after he lost the Nov. 3, 2020, election, Duncan and others argue.

In those last days, Trump fired Defense Secretary Mark Esper, who had months earlier preemptively stated that the military would not get involved in the presidential election. He fired Attorney General Bill Barr after he refused to go along with Trump’s attempts to invalidate the vote in states he had lost. He tried to install loyalist Kash Patel in a top CIA job, but backed off when Director Gina Haspel said she would resign in response. He considered, but ultimately opted against, declaring the Insurrection Act to help him remain in power. He even entertained an Oval Office meeting with advisers who encouraged him to declare martial law.

In that crucial two-month period between Trump’s election loss and his last-gasp attempt to coerce his own vice president, Mike Pence, into simply awarding him a second term at the Jan. 6 congressional certification ceremony, top White House and administration officials refused to carry out Trump’s schemes. When Trump floated the idea of appointing an ally willing to help overturn his election loss as the new attorney general, for example, top DOJ leadership threatened to resign en masse.

This time around, those institutionalists are gone, and Trump is surrounding himself with appointees deeply loyal to him personally, even if it means picking agency heads with dubious credentials...

“Anybody who’s surprised by these egregious actions, well, shame on them."  And anybody who voted for this with eyes wide open, well, fuck you very much!

The ugly

Rep. Derrick Van Orden (R-Wis.) said in a recent interview that retired U.S. Army General Mark Milley and former Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin should be court-martialed ― a military legal proceeding typically reserved for serious crimes ― because they made the Department of Defense too “politicized” to win wars.

“We have the most highly educated and powerful military in the history of the world, and we have not won a war in 80 years,” Van Orden lamented during a little-noticed Jan. 15 interview on the Vicki McKenna Show, a right-wing radio show.  [snip]

He said the Department of Defense over the decades “has become politicized,” and it reached its peak when it was run by Lloyd and Milley.

“Those guys need to be recalled to active duty and court-martialed for their disgraceful conduct,” said Van Orden. “It’s been terrible. They’ve broken the military.”  [snip]

There is no evidence that Milley or Austin committed any crimes during their active service, never mind severe crimes like felonies.

Asked why he would propose such an extreme action or on what grounds, Van Orden railed against Milley and Austin but did not offer any evidence of criminal behavior...

Van Orden is typical of the fascist MAGA loons populating the Republican Party/ cult.  Because they have no honor, they're perfectly happy to go after those who do, in service to the most corrupt, incompetent, un-American, felonious, dishonorable person ever to squat in the Oval Office.  This is where we are now, America.


Thursday, January 5, 2023

Kari Lake, Duly Elected Governor Of Crazytown



Get the net and straitjacket!  Arizona's deluded denier Kari "Half-Baked" Lake has given herself a new title:

Arizona Republican Kari Lake played a game of make believe when she crowned herself “the duly elected governor” during a call-in to right-wing streaming channel Real America’s Voice this week.

Lake, who lost the 2022 gubernatorial election to Democrat Katie Hobbs (D) and subsequently lost an election lawsuit, claimed that the election was rigged “in broad daylight” before she gave herself the phony title.

Her opponent was sworn in as governor on Monday, but that hasn’t stopped Lake from making her latest claim.

“They had to pull out all the stops and do this in broad daylight so everyone saw it,” said Lake, who was backed by former President Donald Trump in the 2022 election.

“The way we get it changed is we get the real governor, the duly elected governor, myself, in there to work with lawmakers, to change our laws, put some teeth into the laws, and frankly, we need to recall every one of the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors.”... (our emphasis)

Yes, that's all absolutely going to happen, Governor Lake.  Now, if you'll put on this ceremonial jacket and come along with us, we'll take you to the Governor's mansion with the nice security bars on the window, and with your attendants all dressed in sparkling white to see to your every need! 

(Image:  via Twitter)


Tuesday, November 24, 2020

"Georgia Republican Patriots! Dump RINOs Purdue And Loeffler!"

Finally, some Republican ratfucking we can get behind:

Conservative operatives and a super PAC with ties to infamous GOP dirty trickster Roger Stone are calling for Trump supporters to punish Republicans by sitting out Georgia’s crucial Senate runoffs or writing in Trump’s name instead. And though their efforts remains on the party’s fringes, the trajectory of the movement has Republicans fearful that it could cost the GOP control of the Senate.

The most aggressive call to boycott or cast protest ballots in the two runoff races has, so far, come from a dormant pro-Trump super PAC with ties to Stone, which unveiled a new initiative to retaliate against the Republican Party’s supposed turncoats by handing Democrats control of the U.S. Senate.

The group, dubbed the Committee for American Sovereignty, unveiled a new website encouraging Georgia Republicans to write in Trump’s name in both of the upcoming Senate runoff elections, which could determine the party that controls the upper chamber during President-elect Joe Biden’s first two years in office. The PAC argued that doing so will show support for the president in addition to forcing Republicans to address the wild election-fraud conspiracy theories floated by Trump supporters and members of his own legal team.

We'll grab the popcorn let them cannibalize themselves.  

Meanwhile, we can do something positive to support Democrats Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff by contributing to Stacy Abrams' "Fair Fight" get- out- the- vote effort.  This is an opportunity the frothing right is handing us in Georgia.  Let's do it!

Sunday, November 22, 2020

Elite Strike Force Loses Powell Power Ranger



Go go Sidney Powell!

Sad!

The president’s legal team was thrown into tumult Sunday when two Trump attorneys — Rudolph W. Giuliani and Jenna Ellis — released a statement abruptly distancing the campaign from a third attorney, Sidney Powell.

Giuliani, Ellis and Powell all appeared together at a news conference Thursday, when they made a range of baseless accusations about the integrity of the election. Powell, in particular, has lobbed some of the most convoluted claims, alleging a conspiracy that involved “communist money,” the late Venezuelan president Hugo ChΓ‘vez and an algorithm favoring Democrats.

“Sidney Powell is practicing law on her own,” Giuliani and Ellis said in their statement Sunday. “She is not a member of the Trump Legal Team. She is also not a lawyer for the President in his personal capacity.”

At the start of Thursday’s news conference, Giuliani said he, Ellis, Powell and other attorneys present were “representing President Trump and we’re representing the Trump campaign.” Ellis introduced the group as “an elite strike force team that is working on behalf of the president and the campaign to make sure that our Constitution is protected.”

Two advisers to Trump, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss private conversations, said that the president disliked the coverage Powell was receiving from Fox News host Tucker Carlson and others and that several allies had reached out to say she had gone too far. The advisers also said she fought with Giuliani and others in recent days.

“She was too crazy even for the president,” a campaign official said.

Maybe Powell saying Republican master of voter suppression Gov. Brian Kemp was in on a conspiracy to throw Georgia to President- Elect Biden was a bridge too far even for this "national embarrassment" of a team.  It wouldn't have been her wack- ass representation of convicted felon Michael Flynn or her adherance to QAnon conspiracies -- that was all okey doke!


Saturday, October 24, 2020

Twit Tweet, Thwap -- In Dreams

 

Twit Tweet from Rep. Clay Higgins (R-LAlaland), concerning his fourth wife:

 


Thwap:


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And, finally, 

 

 

Evergreen -- 

 


(Mike Luckovich, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, 12/17)