Pious Pervert

Federal and State officials arrested evangelist Tony "Baloney" Alamo in Flagstaff,
AZ, after a two year investigation into child pornography allegations that Alamo and his ministry transported children across state lines for sexual purposes. After his arrest, Baloney claimed innocence and compared himself to Jesus, saying, "Why were they after Jesus?" Well, Baloney, it certainly wasn't for the same reason they came after you. Looks like another pious pervert may be heading to the slammer.

Another Rethug Perp Walk

Michigan Young Rethug "rising star" Michael Flory has pleaded guilty to sexual battery charges, stemming from an incident last July. Flory's Rethug supporters had been waging a scorched earth attack on the victim of his assault, up until his guilty plea. Typical of slimy Rethugs: 'anything goes in the defense of our warped political ideology.' Lying, smearing, avoiding responsibility, and so on.

So few of these cowardly creeps have enlisted in the quintessential cause they so fervently support: Bush's Iraq war. Fewer still stand for what's right when faced with the corruption and degeneracy of their fellow wingers. Give him the max.

(h/t to Roger Ailes's blog)