Showing posts with label neocons return to give advice on Iraq mess they created. Show all posts
Showing posts with label neocons return to give advice on Iraq mess they created. Show all posts

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Rand Paul: ISIS/ISIL Exists Thanks To Republican Hawks


Republican presidential candidate Sen. "Ayn" Rand Paul (Dudebro-KY) is refusing to go along with the diversionary "who lost Iraq" script neocons in the Republican/ New Confederate/ Stupid Party have been trying to sell ever since John Ellis "J.E.B." Bush's gaffe indicating he would have done nothing different in Iraq, even "knowing what we know now."  Basically, that script holds that the current chaos and the rise of ISIS/ISIL is (spoiler alert) President Obama's fault.  Let's see what a blind squirrel looks like when he finds that acorn:








Somebody pass out the smelling salts to Reince "Prepuce" Priebus, get Sen. Lindsey "Huckleberry Butchmeup" Graham to the fainting couch, and check Dick "The Dick" Cheney's pacemaker, stat!

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Neocon Republicans And The "Who Lost Iraq?" Fast Shuffle


Several perceptive folks have noticed, particularly in the aftermath of John Ellis "J.E.B." Bush's week-long floundering on brother Dumbya's Iraq catastrophe, that Republicans are cowardly trying to turn the issue of ISIL's recent gains (after a series of setbacks) in Iraq into an indictment of President Obama (and, of course, Hillary Clinton) to divert attention from the Republican originator of the mess (and his "smarter" brother):
After more than a decade bearing the political burden of Iraq, Republicans are making a dogged effort to shed it by arguing that the Islamic State’s gruesome ascent is a symptom of Obama’s foreign policy, rather than a byproduct of the 2003 invasion they once championed.
Chaos in the city of Ramadi, which this week fell under the control of Islamic State militants, has only intensified the Republican outcry.
Steve M. at No More Mister Nice Blog noticed the corporate "mainstream media" is already engaged in tying the recent loss of Ramadi to ISIL into a narrative about the pain veterans of the Iraq War feel over seeing the city fall.  Mind you, not that the whole bloody mess originated in the first place because of the lies of Likudnik chickenhawk neocons.  More evidence, if any were needed, that the "mainstream media" is the perfect foil for Republican revisionists because it has the perspective of Mr. Magoo and the attention span of a mayfly.

Charles P. Pierce noted Steve's catch and had this to say:
...The only way for the people who shook their moneymakers for the war in 2002 to justify their continued place in our politics is to use ISIL to replace the aluminum tubes and hope that enough people don't notice what a grotesque fast shuffle this is. That will clear the way for the candidates on the Republican side -- Rubio, Graham, Jeb (!), and, most recently, Chris Christie -- who want to revive the old neocon hoo-rah while distancing themselves from its savage consequences. It looks very much like "Who lost Iraq?" may replace the disastrous decisions of the Avignon Presidency in this campaign, and that a good chunk of the Republican field will be perfectly happy to allow that to happen. For all the talk of the president's fecklessness from the chickenhawk choir, what those candidates are about right now is the worst kind of cowardice.
That Republicans are trying to turn recent events in the Middle East into a "Who lost Iraq?" narrative is beyond obscene, especially, as Pierce notes, with the same Republican neocons (Sen. "Huckleberry Butchmeup" Graham, Sen. Marco "Glug Glug" Rubio and "J.E.B." Bush adviser Paul Wolfowitz) ready and willing to repeat the same disastrous mistakes all over again, with a new generation of someone elses children. That whirring sound must be George Santayana spinning in his grave.

UPDATE:  Ruben Bolling sums it up also (click on image to enlarge):

(Attribution: Ruben Bolling)

Monday, June 23, 2014

Today's Tomorrow Cartoon

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If only we could snap our fingers and make these shameless neocons disappear from our airwaves….

(cartoon: Tom Tomorrow, via DailyKos)

Neocon Job Quote of the Day

When we see the likes of Cheney, Wolfowitz, Bolton and Kristol on gabfests, we'll remember this:
"...thousands of our fellow citizens would be alive and well today had we never listened to the neoconservatives’ fantasies, and Americans would be more popular abroad and more prosperous at home if their prescriptions from 1993 forward had been ritually ignored. Hundreds of thousands of Iraqis would be alive too, and the Middle East would probably be in somewhat better condition (it could hardly be worse).

What, if anything, might reduce the neoconservative influence to its proper dimension (that is to say, almost nil)? I wish I knew, for if the past ten years haven’t discredited them, it’s not obvious what would. No doubt leaders in Moscow and Beijing derive great comfort from that fact: For what better way to ensure that the United States continues to lurch from crisis to crisis, and from quagmire to quagmire? Until our society gets better at listening to those who are consistently right instead of those who are reliably wrong, we will repeat the same mistakes and achieve the same dismal results. Not that the neoconservatives will care."  -- Stephen Walt, in Foreign Policy, via Balloon Juice (emphasis added).
One would have to start with a sense of self-awareness (the neocons have none) and shame (none of that either), with a good amount of decency (are you kidding?) to care about the ruinous situation they created, or about the lives destroyed in their path.

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Tweet of the Week



BONUS:  Here's Sen. Harry Reid on the Senate floor today:
"Just to remind everyone, former vice president of the United States, who was clearly the chief architect of the war.  If there's one thing this country does not need, it's that we should be taking advice from Dick Cheney on wars.  Being on the wrong side of Dick Cheney is being on the right side of history."