Wingnuttery On Parade

Oklahoma authorities have charged Oklahoma Tea Party leader and U.N. conspiracy flake Al "Tinfoil Al" Gerhart with blackmail after he sent an e-mail to State Senator Cliff Branan, threatening Branan with a smear campaign if he failed to introduce a batsh*t crazy bill about a U.N. conspiracy regarding sustainability.  A generation or two ago, folks like Tinfoil Al would be playing pinochle in a mental ward, but such is the sad state of our mental health treatment today.

Conspiracies are the means of keeping the far right fringe perpetually angry and paranoid about something, and running to gun shops to stockpile weapons before brigades of Kenyan U.N. soldiers descend on their basement apartments.

Mooslims Infiltrate CPAC!

Wingnut conspiracy alert!! The crackpots at World Nut Daily and Frank "Gas" Gaffney have detected mooslim infiltration in CPAC... wait... CPAC? The Conservative Political Action Conference? Holy jihad, those mooslims are everywhere!

We Hackwhackers encourage World Nut Daily and Gaffney to continue their investigation of CPAC, specifically uber-wanking reactionary Grover Norquist (psst! his wife's a mooslim, you know!) and former Bushie Suhail "Neo Con" Khan, whom they believe to be behind the infiltration. After all, any squabbling among inmates in the wingnut welfare asylum is always entertaining and much to be desired!

It's Why We Call Them "Rethugs," Cont.

"The Left is angry whenever I teach conservatives the tricks the Left consistently employs against Republicans...The media and the Left are engraged [sic] right now because 'Bristol's Pistols,' as they are calling us, have been creatively and energetically voting for her on a reality TV show. It's what I call 'Voting like a
Democrat'...voting early...voting often...voting as cartoon characters...voting under aliases..." -- Kevin "The Douche" DeJan, wingnut blogger at Hillbuzz.org, on the ballot-box stuffing campaign (via multiple voting thru fake e-mail addresses) to advance Bristol "Baby Momma" Palin and her partner in "Dancing With the Stars." In one powerful, "the rules only apply to other people" confessional, The Douche touches all the Rethug bases: puerility, entitlement, paranoia, moral relativism, ignorance, selfishness and hypocrisy. Congratulations, The Douche!

Once A Dirtbag. . .

Infamous wingnut agitator James "G. Gordon Diddy" O'Keefe has been involved in another bizarre act. Fresh off of nearly landing in jail for attempting to wiretap Sen. Mary Landrieu (a felony) and after his fake "pimp" performance that smeared ACORN, the young a**hole has been caught in a plan to punk CNN investigative reporter Abbie Boudreau. The plan involved G. Gordon Diddy luring Boudreau aboard a boat and appearing to "seduce" Boudreau (even though G. Gordon could double for Ichabod Crane). Boudreau is apparently working on an investigative story on "conservative" activists, and the pimper sensed a bad ending to the story -- now he can bet on one. Well played, pimp Diddy!

Interesting to note that Boudreau says she was taped by G. Gordon Diddy without her knowledge. We only play lawyers on this blog, but isnt' that, um, illegal? We hope that G. Gordon will get his time in jail after all. . .

(photo: Please, please make him wear this outfit in jail)