Colbert Bids Farewell To The Mooch, And Hello To The North Korea Missile Crisis

The Mooch Has Choice Words For Priebus, Bannon

Frick and Frack

The Mooch is on the warpath:

“They’ll all be fired by me,” he said. “I fired one guy the other day. I have three to four people I’ll fire tomorrow. I’ll get to the person who leaked that to you. Reince Priebus—if you want to leak something—he’ll be asked to resign very shortly.” The issue, he said, was that he believed Priebus had been worried about the dinner because he hadn’t been invited. “Reince is a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac,” Scaramucci said. He channelled Priebus as he spoke: “ ‘Oh, Bill Shine is coming in. Let me leak the fucking thing and see if I can cock-block these people the way I cock-blocked Scaramucci for six months.’ ” (Priebus did not respond to a request for comment.) 

Scaramucci also told me that, unlike other senior officials, he had no interest in media attention. “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock,” he said, speaking of Trump’s chief strategist. “I’m not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the President. I’m here to serve the country.” (Bannon declined to comment.) . (our emphasis)

If this oil slick isn't Man Baby Trump's alter ego, we don't know who is. Crude, self- enamored, paranoid, undisciplined, bullying, attention seeking, etc., etc.

Has there ever been a more dysfunctional White (Supremacist) House (spoiler alert: nah!). Has there ever been a bigger collection of back- stabbing, lying morons in the White (Supremacist) House (spoiler alert: again, nah!).

Well, it momentarily takes the focus off of Trump's cyber bullying of his own Attorney General and acting FBI Director!  Sad!

Headline Of The Day

From Daily Kos:

Scaramucci brings the Trump team the unified message they've been seeking: We're all morons

"A Team of Rivals Morons."  Putin's plan is succeeding beyond expectations.

Colbert Takes On The Mooch

We stopped laughing just long enough to post this clip from Steven Colbert's send- up of new White (Supremacist) House Communications Director and official ass- kisser to the "president," Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci:

Love That "Transparency" (UPDATED)

From the White (Supremacist) House's new "communications" capo director, some world-class, Orwellian doublespeak:

Full transparency: I'm deleting old tweets. Past views evolved & shouldn't be a distraction. I serve @POTUS agenda & that's all that matters

— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) July 22, 2017

Slick opportunist and future hair product endorser Anthony "So Mooch Love" Scaramucci is fresh off last Friday's sycophantic love nuzzle with crime boss and narcissist Donald "Rump" Trump, looking like someone from a casting call for "The Sopranos," to tell us he's being "transparent" when deleting his old tweets which criticized Rump, praised Hillary, and diverged from Rump cult beliefs. Sad!

UPDATE: The Mooch has been making the rounds of the Sunday shows, tripping over himself and the Trumpian party line of the moment --

New White House comms director already dealing with competing messages. Scaramucci says he's talking pardons w POTUS, Sekulow says otherwise pic.twitter.com/lhe06Ozpfv

— Michael C. Bender (@MichaelCBender) July 23, 2017

See also here and here for more of the Mooch's ill- fated forays into the big time today. Luckily, Rump is prone to pick incompetents (loyal, though!) to defend him. Water seeking its own level.