If It Doctors Like A Quack, Cont.

"What the f*ck is this?"

Noted purveyor of quack remedies Dr. Mehmet Oz examines the one- page "summary" of neo- fascist sh*tgibbon Donald "Rump" Trump's health report, written by fellow quack Dr. Harold "Dr. Strange Glove" Bornstein, in a taping of "The Dr. Oz Show" today:

After his campaign announced that Trump would not be revealing his medical results to Dr. Mehmet Oz in a taped interview on Wednesday, CNN said the candidate did produce what he said where the results, but which amounted to a single page summary from his personal physician Dr. Harold N. Bornstein. Bornstein was the author of Trump’s risible “health report” letter from December of 2015, in which the gastroenterologist claimed that Trump would be the healthiest president in the history of the Republic if elected.

Nothing to see here, move along, move along!

Meanwhile, OMG HILLARY HEALTH TRANSPARENCY STUMBLING RINSE REPEAT.

What in his health history is this carbuncle on humanity hiding so tenaciously?  (=cough= stds =cough=) Is it irresponsible to speculate? (=cough= microphallus =cough=) It would be irresponsible not to! (h/t Peggy "Double Martini" Noonan)

Trump's Dr. Strange Glove Gets Examined

To Whom My Concern*:

Neo- fascist deployed air bag Donald "Rump" Trump's "physician," gastroenterologist Harold "Dr. Strange Glove" Bornstein is the subject of this fisting examination by Dr. (of Fine Arts) Steven Colbert, who has the sneaking suspicion Bornstein's curiously Trumpesque medical assessment was "yanked from where the sun don't shine."



As with Rump's tax returns, the public has a right to know "What's he hiding?"

Also, is there anything pertaining to Rump that's legitimate?

* Quoth Dr. Strange Glove.

If It Doctors Like A Quack, It Must Be Trump's Quack, Er, Doctor

As we noted earlier in the week, the person who wrote up neo- fascist narcissist Donald "Rump" Trump's "medical report," gastro- enterologist Harold "Dr. Strange Glove" Bornstein has a rather eccentric =quack= way of offering his astute =quack= "medical analysis" of Rump's "extraordinary" physical and mental condition.  NBC News quacked, er, tracked Dr. Bornstein down and provided this short vid on the doctor's amazing 5- minutes- while- Trump's- limo- was- waiting "medical report" =quack= :

EXCLUSIVE: @realDonaldTrump doc says he picked up Trump's language in health letter & 'interpreted it into my own.' pic.twitter.com/wb3pMPmO2C

— NBC Nightly News (@NBCNightlyNews) August 26, 2016

As with his tax returns*, we have to wonder what is Rump hiding?  (Also, is the doctor on meds?)

Just in case we've been too circumspect in our analysis of Dr. Bornstein, here's a more direct take:

Clinton has a doctor. Trump has a quack. Any equivalence in media reports about this is demonstrably false. Jesus.

— John Stoehr (@johnastoehr) August 26, 2016

Meanwhile, folks are having a field day on Twitter, noting in particular the doctor's vague resemblance to a certain Dude.

* Speaking of tax returns:

I'm starting to feel Trump's Doctor is just a way to distract us from Trump's Accountant #ShowUsYourTaxes pic.twitter.com/x6wTyZyBUT

— Richard Hine (@richardhine) August 27, 2016

Dr. Strange Glove

You may recall the oddly bombastic letter issued by neo-fascist blowhard Donald "Rump" Trump's doctor a few months ago, which (in very non-medical prose) proclaimed Rump's health to be simply mahvelous. Strangely, the letter stated that Rump's tests were "positive," meaning that tests for cancer, STDs, etc. indicated he had the disease. "Positive" is something a patient might tell a doctor to say about his health. Initially and tellingly, Rump thanked the doctor's father -- a doctor who died in 2010 -- for the letter, apparently unaware of the difference.

 CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta looked more carefully at the background of Rump's doctor, Dr. Harold Bornstein, and discovered some discrepancies in Bornstein's credentials. Bornstein claimed to be a member of the American College of Gastroenterology, but that organization says he hasn't been a member in 20 years. He also claimed to be part of Lennox Hill Hospital's gastroenterology section, when he only has admitting privileges there. Perhaps examining Rump's nether regions left Bornstein shocked and forgetful.

So, while the Trumpists (notably the organ grinder's monkey Rudy "Noun Verb 9-11" Giuliani) thrash around making false claims about Hillary Clinton's health, comically suggesting that people go to the internet to diagnose her, their corpulent candidate and his doctor have some serious questions to answer first before he and his campaign throw bedpans at others.

UPDATE: Narcoleptic former neurosurgeon and Rump surrogate Dr. Ben "Benny The Blade" Carson is off message, but on target when he said,

"I think somebody who is running for the President of the United States, particularly if they are elderly — and that would include both major candidates — should disclose their medical history." (emphasis added)

(photo: Actual photo of Dr. Harold "Dr. Strange Glove" Bornstein, via Twitter.com. We'll stick with our witch doctor.)