Jimmy Kimmel had a lot of news to cover in last night's monologue, from the attack on Pope Leo from the deranged Malignant Fascist, to his blasphemous AI portrayal as Jesus, to the lame "Door Dash Grandma" stunt, to Vance's failure in peace negotiations, to his lusting after both a woman at his golf course and a UFC fighter, and more. Check it out, ICYMI.
