Har-Har, Romney Goes Birther, Numbnuts Overjoyed

It's why we call them Rethugs, part 26,497:



Fact: Not only was he born in Michigan, but Willard was also born with a silver spoon up his ass! Har-har!

The leader of the Rethuglican Party, Pill Popper Oxycontin Rush Limpballs peed himself in excess excitement at the birfer joke. (We're still awaiting birfer dildo "Rump" Trump's supportive message.)

Recommended Obama comeback: "No one's ever asked for my tax returns!"