McSweeney's Wendi Aarons and Devorah Blachor have a questionnaire that will help the Trump regime decide how to spend federal tax dollars. There are 16 questions in all; here are the first five:
1. It’s important to me that my money supports…
a) public television
b) national parks
c) irrigation for the Mar-a-Lago golf course2. In this era of climate crisis, the government must invest more in…
a) green and renewable energy
b) electric and solar-powered vehicles
c) plastic straws3. My priorities, as a taxpayer, include…
a) investment in our public schools
b) availability of scholarships for higher education
c) providing government subsidies for the world’s wealthiest, smartest, and most virile man, Elon Musk4. Infrastructure, to me, means…
a) fixing our roads and highways
b) improving public transportation
c) pouring millions of taxpayer dollars into the Trump family hotels, resorts, and properties5. Government grants for the arts are essential because…
a) art enriches our lives
b) art increases our ability to have empathy for one another
c) art should create flattering portraits of our leaders, not like the one in Colorado, which was so unfair and distorted, and the work of the radical left...
The key to the answers is as follows (cheating is approved since this questionnaire is about Trump):
If you answered mostly A’s and B’s: You’re now on our treason list, and you might be detained at any time.
If you answered mostly C’s: Congratulations, you’re now head of the IRS.
American history has moved from tragedy and farce in record time.
