What A Dick

 

The demented, felonious sexual assaulter was in Latrobe, PA, yesterday and was regaling his supporters with his detailed concepts of a plan this about the late golfer and native son Arnold Palmer:

Donald Trump’s campaign suggested he would begin previewing his closing argument Saturday night with Election Day barely two weeks away. But the former president kicked off his rally with a detailed story about Arnold Palmer, at one point even praising the late, legendary golfer’s genitalia.

Trump was campaigning in Latrobe, Pennsylvania, where Palmer was born in 1929 and learned to golf from his father, who suffered from polio and was head pro and greenskeeper at the local country club.

Politicians saluting Palmer in his hometown is nothing new. But Trump spent 12 full minutes doing so at the top of his speech and even suggested how much more fun the night would be if Palmer, who died in 2016, could join him on stage.

“Arnold Palmer was all man, and I say that in all due respect to women,” Trump said. “This is a guy that was all man.”

Then he went even further.

“When he took the showers with other pros, they came out of there. They said, ‘Oh my God. That’s unbelievable,’” Trump said with a laugh. “I had to say. We have women that are highly sophisticated here, but they used to look at Arnold as a man.”...

If you need to subject yourself to the video, here it is.

Still, Mr. Mushroom Head will get the votes of tens of millions of deluded, uninformed, perpetually aggrieved and/ or fascist Americans, as we sadly have to point out nearly every day.  What he rambles about is all part of his increasingly demented shtick, but with the sexual assault, porn star affair among others, demeaning of women, loss of women's reproductive freedom serving as the sickening backdrop to this particular riff.   The lumps that go to his rallies and cheer don't even think about it;  they're too busy having their angry lizard brains stimulated by all the hate and bile.  Another four years of this?  Sure, they say, bring it on!

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QOTD -- Coping With A Problem

 

"...[T]he Chairman's real problem is that justice remains no respecter of persons. That you can be the former president of the United States, but if you commit crimes, you'll be held responsible. That's his problem. That's the problem of all my Republican colleagues right now and that is they're about to nominate a convicted felon and they don't know how to cope with that. They don't know how to cope with the justice system that in fact treats Donald Trump the same as it would any other citizen. And so they have to push these conspiracy theories that they know are patently false.” -- Rep. Adam Schiff, (D-CA), at yesterday's House Judiciary Committee hearing with Attorney General Merrick Garland.  Schiff debunked MAGAt Republican cult claims that there's a two- tiered justice system in this country following the unanimous conviction of their future nominee on 34 felony counts by a jury of his peers, and pointed out their problem -- having to embrace a convicted felon, a career fraudster, a Putin/ Kim/ Xi - loving would- be dictator, a pathological liar, and complete buffoon and incompetent as the leader of their cult.  Then again, with the likes of Marjorie Taylor Traitor Greene, Matt "Teen Spirit" Gaetz, "Gym" Jordan, Mike "Moses" Johnson, et al. in their ranks, it's not so surprising that they're rallying around the convicted felon, is it?

They Can't Handle The Truth

 

For any longtime readers of this blog, you know we're not fans (to say the least) of former NJ Republican Governor Chris Christie.  He's a partisan s.o.b. who played along with the Malignant Loser until he didn't. But watching him at the "Florida Freedom Summit" on November 4 getting heckled and booed by the Malignant Loser's many cult members and then delivering some truth (to which they're congenitally allergic) was a gift:

 

He later went on to say of the Malignant Loser's cult / crowd, "The problem is you fear the truth."  

It might make their lizard brains explode.

The "Trump Card" Benefits

We noted the other day that the latest fundraising scam from the malignant former guy's "Save America" PAC was sending out "Trump cards" in exchange for a contribution.  Well, leave it to Alexandra Petri to answer your questions about the card's benefits (just a snippet):

What can I use my Trump Card for?

Winning!

Winning what?

Winning!

If I play my Trump Card in a game, do I automatically win the game?

Absolutely not, but it will allow you to say that the game was rigged against you and call the entire premise of the game into question. This is what is meant by winning.

What benefits do I get with my Trump Card?

A Trump Card!

Can I use my Trump Card to pay for things?

You can certainly try! Then when it isn’t accepted as a form of payment on the grounds that it is “some random card that has Donald Trump’s signature on it and a creepy picture of an eagle, not a valid credit card,” you can complain that you are being discriminated against for your political beliefs and create lots of problems.

The eagle looks kind of . . . Third Reich-y?

This is a simple misunderstanding! Just one of a series of isolated, totally spontaneous Trump-adjacent design mistakes that have been happening consistently without fail for the past five years!

One of the four designs for the card misspells the word “official.” Is the typo intentional?

The typo is proof of your card’s authenticity!

There's more at the link.

How much of a sad sack moron, and how deep into the cult of the sickest, most corrupt, authoritarian "president" in our history do you have to be to shell out $20 or $30 dollars for this Nazi- adjacent shit?  (Rhetorical question.)

It's o.k. to laugh, just as long as we crush this sick cult at every opportunity.