Trump Swaps Eagles For Staffers -- Uh, We Mean "Eagles Fans"

This afternoon, malignant narcissist Donald "Rump" Trump had his little (and it was little) event at the White (Supremacist) House that was supposed to be a photo op with the NFL Champion Philadelphia Eagles. When that blew up due to lack of interest on the Eagles' part, the moron decided to stage a grand patriotic show billed as a "Celebration of America."  Embarrassment ensued.

Trump unable to remember words to "God Bless America" at replacement event he commissioned to prove his patriotism: https://t.co/LrMPaCEnen pic.twitter.com/oCcWMX9g39

— Deadspin (@Deadspin) June 5, 2018

Also,

Do all Eagles fans wear business suits? pic.twitter.com/3si36WMOpf

— Dana Milbank (@Milbank) June 5, 2018

the event was literally 5 mins long.  so awkward https://t.co/oGrBLZZPc1

— Jeff Lewis (@ChicagoPhotoSho) June 5, 2018

More snickering at the link above.

BONUS: Andy Borowitz reports that Special Counsel Mueller's having his own Eagle party. Bwahaha.

Photos Of The Day - Yuuuge! (Sad!)

In case you missed it (we nearly did), there were supposed to be "Spirit of Russia America" rallies today (and more Saturday), massive outpourings of right- wing grassroots support for neo- fascist Putin poodle Donald "Rump" Trump, to counter Women's March throngs and those thousands showing up for town hall meetings. Thanks to Daniel Dale and Bob Schooley, we have some pictures from some of those massive rallies, where hordes of geriatrics folks of every color from light leathery tan to wrinkled white came out to rally =snicker=:

(click on images to =snicker= enlarge)











More evidence here. Sad!