Belly Laugh Line of the Day

"The selection of a Republican candidate for the presidency of this globalized and expansive empire is – and I mean this seriously – the greatest competition of idiocy and ignorance that has ever been." -- Cuban Dictator Fidel Castro, commenting on the Rethuglican candidate lineup, after they tried to outdo each other in speculating where Castro would wind up after his death. He's wrong about almost everything, but he nailed this one.

Belly Laugh Line of the Day

Last night on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart mocked Poot "The Swinger" Gingrich's attempt to portray himself as a Washington "outsider":

"When Washington gets its prostate checked, it tickles you."

Game. Set. Match.

Belly Laugh Line of the Day

From the witty hand of Vanity Fair's James Wolcott, this gem:

"It isn’t just that Romney’s a liar, but that he’s such a bad liar. Gingrich is so much the better liar, packaging his lies in a blunderbuss barrage of granulated bullshit that the lie doesn’t hang out there by its lonesome self."

BWAHAHAHA! He has Millionaire Mittens and Poot the Swinger down to a "t." The rest of the article is here.