The wags at Scared Ketchup have come up with a definitely NSFW ad touting a new health and weight loss supplement: Trump's Tiny White Balls. All of the "stars" of MAGA-world show up to endorse the product, thanks to AI. Guess it's better than drinking Clorox or consuming horse dewormer.
"The president, sound in mind and body, is continuing to tell us important things that are worth knowing. Most recently, he wants us to know that soup is a dangerous weapon.It's good that Trump has been warning us about multi-flush toilets and weak showers, about the COVID-fighting power of injecting disinfectants, about planeloads of terrorists dressed in black, and about dangerous soup. We were beginning to think he was losing his mind.
'And you have people coming over with bags of soup — big bags of soup,' he said. 'And they lay it on the ground, and the anarchists take it and they start throwing it at our cops, at our police. And if it hits you, that’s worse than a brick because that’s got force. It’s the perfect size. It’s, like, made perfect. And when they get caught, they say, ‘No, this is just soup for my family. And the media says, ‘This is just soup.’
This is not just soup. Soup is a very dangerous substance. For instance, some soup is very hot. Alphabet soup can spell ANTIFA.
We won the Revolutionary War by taking the airports. We took the airports. And we had the biggest hurricanes, from the standpoint of wetness and water. So much wet. But that's what many people say. He's stuck in the basement. You have to wonder why. Person man woman camer
And they were spying on us. They admitted it. "Sir," they said-- and they were crying also. "We spied on you." The deep state I call it. And you get cancer just from standing near a windmill. And if you're a bird, forget it. Biden and AOC want to kill the birds. Check the manual.
Biden is confused but also an Antifa supersoldier who will turn your neighborhood into Portland. He is sleepy and diabolical and he didn't write that tweet. Ask him to take the test, he won't. The last five questions are impossible, the doctors fainted. Biden hates the suburbs.Here's a small part of Conway's op/ed, as if written by a dead- end MAGA dolt:
I believe that if Biden is elected, there will be “no religion, no anything,” and he would confiscate all guns, “immediately and without notice.” He would “abolish” “our great,” “beautiful suburbs,” not to mention “the American way of life.” There would be “no windows, no nothing” in buildings.
I believe the news media would have “no ratings” and “will go down along with our great USA!” if the president loses — and that this would be bad even though the media is fake.
I believe it’s normal for the president to say “Yo Semites” and “Yo Seminites,” “Thigh Land,” “Minne-a-napolis,” “toe-tally-taria-tism,” “Thomas Jeffers” and “Ulyss-eus S. Grant.” I believe it’s Biden who’s cognitively impaired.
Sometimes you have to take a break and laugh, and these are two good places to start.I believe the president “aced” a “very hard” impairment test, and that his “very surprised” doctors found this “unbelievable.” I believe it was “amazing” he remembered five words, such as “person, woman, man, camera, TV” — in correct order. I believe he took the SAT himself.
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This Monday night at 11 p.m., The President Show returns for its most creatively successful special yet, a 30-minute mockumentary titled The Fall of Donald Trump.
Inspired by the recent rise of true crime documentaries like The Jinx and Making a Murderer among others, the special projects 12 years into the future to ask—and ultimately answer—the question: What happened to Donald Trump?Here's a teaser (note future "Mike Pence" is interviewed with a shirtless man playing tennis in the background -- hehheh):
On #LSSC tonight: @StephenAtHome gets deep with President Trump in his own @60Minutes interview. pic.twitter.com/TFfm6biXnE— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) October 16, 2018
TONIGHT: Donald Trump Jr. is treating all of us to a lesson in privilege, since he's an authority on the subject. #LSSC pic.twitter.com/sCGyWxlyOe— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) December 8, 2017
Candidate Donald Trump, his son Donald Trump Jr. and others in the Trump Organization received an email in September 2016 offering a decryption key and website address for hacked WikiLeaks documents, according to an email provided to congressional investigators.
The September 4 email was sent during the final stretch of the 2016 presidential race -- two months after the hacked emails of the Democratic National Committee were made public and one month before WikiLeaks began leaking the contents of Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta's hacked emails.
The email came less than three weeks before WikiLeaks itself messaged Trump Jr. and began an exchange of direct messages on Twitter. Trump Jr. told investigators he had no recollection of the September email.As Uday would explain, "Look, I never got an email, and furthermore I don't remember what was in all those emails I got."
