Showing posts with label Sen. Ted Cruz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sen. Ted Cruz. Show all posts

Friday, January 7, 2022

Cancun Cruz's Latest Sniveling Performance

 


There's no more pitiful excuse for a person than Texas Sen. Ted "Cancun" Cruz.  Period.

We're all familiar with Cancun Cruz's cowering obeisance to the Malignant Loser (ML) even after his wife was insulted and his father was smeared by the ML.  Cancun Cruz even rightfully called the ML "a sniveling coward" and a "pathological liar" before embracing him like almost no other politician in recent years. So, we have ample evidence that Cancun Cruz is a man without principle, honor or a spine.  Yet he imagines himself the heir to Trump World, should the ML bow out of running in 2024.

That would at least explain his groveling performance on fascist fop Tucker Carlson's hour of hate yesterday, where he furiously backpedaled an accurate statement he'd made, calling the January 6 insurrectionists "terrorists:"

Ted Cruz on Thursday walked back his use of the word “terrorist” when describing the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol during an intense back and forth with Fox News host Tucker Carlson, who repeatedly questioned the validity of the Republican senator’s explanation.

Cruz was lambasted during Carlson’s Wednesday night show for describing Jan. 6 as “a violent terrorist attack on the Capitol.” During his Thursday night appearance, when Carlson asked him why he used the word "terrorist," Cruz brushed off his previous phrasing as “sloppy” and “frankly dumb.” [snip]

“What I was referring to are the limited number of people who engaged in violent attacks against police officers. I think you and I both agree that if you assault a police officer, you should go to jail," Cruz said. "I wasn't saying the thousands of peaceful protesters supporting Donald Trump are somehow terrorists. I wasn’t saying the millions of patriots across the country supporting Trump are terrorists.”

“What you just said doesn’t make sense,” Carlson fired back, accusing the senator of playing into Democrats’ narratives. During the segment, the show's chyron read: “TUCKER TAKES ON SENATOR TED CRUZ.” (There have been murmurs that Carlson, too, might run in 2024.)

(As an aside, that would be a match made in demagogue heaven: the trust fund totalitarian and sniveling weasel Cancun Cruz.)

It would be something if Cancun Cruz weren't such a transparent, phony windsock trying to come across as macho (that beard!) but who consistently ends up publicly nut- punching himself.  Pitiful.

(Image:  Cancun Cruz bidding a figurative adios to his freezing constituents on his way to Cancun last year/ via Texas Monthly)


Saturday, February 20, 2021

"One Night In Cancun"



An excellent summation (part of an excellent article) of the 10-hour descent into well- deserved and overdue political hell for Texas weasel Sen. Ted "Cancun Cruz" Cruz:

Cancún-gate checked nearly every possible box of a scandal. The sad-sack black roller suitcase and oversize canvas tote, awaiting its beach debut! The fleece half-zip as part of the classic frumpy Dad ensemble! The 6 a.m. scramble to book a return flight! The politician seeming to blame his preteen daughters! The adorable family dog, possibly left home alone! The police escort! The leaked text messages, with a “Real Housewives of Houston” mood!

And the hypocrisy of a man who has trashed fellow politicians for vacationing during crises — vacationing in Cancún during a crisis himself.

It has it all, not the least of which is a protagonist who is unquestionably the most sleazy, dishonest, cowardly, unlikable creature on two legs (or is it four?). 

But as Jamelle Bouie and others have noted, Cancun Cruz is simply an emblem of his rotted- out Republican Party:

It was all darkly amusing. But what Cruz did is emblematic of the Republican Party's mode of governance. The reason Cruz felt comfortable leaving Texans to freeze solid on the sidewalks of Houston is the same reason the Texas power grid crumpled under the winter storm. Theirs is a party in which catering to the welfare of one's constituents, or indeed any kind of substantive political agenda, has been supplanted by propaganda, culture war grievance, and media theatrics. Neither he nor anybody else in a leadership position in the party knows or cares about how to build a reliable power grid. They just want to get rich owning the libs.

Are enough voters going to finally notice or care?  (Steve M. doesn't think so.)

(Photo illustration: Texas Monthly; Cruz: Chip Somodevilla/Getty; trunks: nickp37/Getty; background: Jacobs Stock/Getty; suitcase: Yevgen Romanenko/Getty)

Friday, February 19, 2021

Good Parent Ted Cruz's Cancun Holiday

 

Jimmy Kimmel uses sociopathic snowbird Sen. Ted "Coup" Cruz (Hypocrite-Cancun) as a piñata for most of his monologue, and it's wonderful.

 

BONUS: Ted Coup not only abandoned the citizens of Texas, he left the family poodle Snowflake in their cold, darkened home in Houston, supposedly cared for by a security guard. Guess his daughters made him do it.

Monday, January 11, 2021

Monday Reading -- Insurrection

 

As always, please go to the links for the full articles/ op eds.

With the lede of the week, the Washington Post's  Greg Miller, Greg Jaffe and Razzan Nakhlawi dissect the Trump insurrection mob:

The problem with devotion to a prophet of falsehoods is that reality eventually intrudes.

By mid-December, President Trump’s fraudulent claims of a rigged election were failing in humiliating fashion. Lawsuits were being laughed out of courts. State officials, including Republicans, were refusing to bend to his will and alter the vote. And in a seemingly decisive blow on Dec. 14, the electoral college certified the win for Joe Biden.

It was a disorienting sequence for legions of supporters who believed Trump’s lies that the election had been stolen from him but that he would prevail and reclaim it — especially those who had already descended into deeper, more disturbing conspiracies.

Some clung to the hope that Vice President Pence would use his procedural role on Jan. 6 to write an alternative ending. But as it became clear that Pence would refuse with the backing of most Senate Republicans, Trump’s most ardent abettors began planning the siege of the Capitol(our emphasis)

One of those devotees to the prophet is QAnon crackpot Rep. Lauren Boebert (Nut-CO), who was busy tweeting the whereabouts of Speaker Pelosi as the Trump insurrectionist mob sacked the Capitol. She's quite the loon:

Boebert won a divisive primary against incumbent Republican Rep. Scott Tipton by accusing him of failing to fight for Trump, failing to fight for the upset mob and failing to fight Democrats like Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. 

Boebert believed a far more confrontational, shrill approach should be taken. The sidearm strapped to her hip became her greatest campaign slogan. She railed against Democrats, demonizing them with every opportunity. Even the Tweet pinned to the top of her Twitter profile begins with “I’m fighting …”

A when she rose to the floor for her inaugural speech on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives, she began with a groan-inducing joke centered on the bloodshed of one of America’s founders. Hours later, the bloodshed of a woman who helped storm the Capitol would be spilled in the halls of the venerable building.

Of course, before she even began screaming from the lectern on the floor – and she was screaming rather than engaging in any form of debate – she had made sure to post “Today is 1776” on her Twitter feed. 

The clear reference to the revolutionary war against England has been a calling card for enthusiasts of violent action in support of Trump over the past few weeks. If Boebert does not understand the weight and significance of her words, then maybe she should begin attending the funerals of the men and women who will likely die following her lead.

She's a fascist moron -- what do they understand except using intimidation and violence to get their way?  If she and the crackpot seditionist caucus aren't removed or severely sanctioned, they will be back for more.

Here's how to deal with a smarmy, hypocritical, gaslighting Republican coup enabler:

 

 

Not that it will happen, but there's certainly a legal basis for removing Ted Coup and his fellow slimeball Sen. Josh "Haw Haw" Hawley from the SenateDisbarment of the two is also being pushed, even as the spigot of corporate donations is being cut off.

The FBI has all of its field offices at work identifying and arresting the insurrectionists, having received over 40,000 tips to date:

In the days since the riot, federal and local authorities have begun arresting people who they said were involved. More arrests are expected as investigators scrutinize photographs, videos and social media posts to identify the protesters. The F.B.I. has received more than 40,000 tips, including photos and videos, a number that does not include tips that people have submitted by phone.

On Friday, the Justice Department announced that it had charged 13 people. Dozens of others have been charged in Superior Court in Washington, D.C., with unlawful entry, curfew violations and firearms-related crimes.

The article provides an update on some of the insurrectionists already arrested, but there are many more to be rounded up.  Here's the FBI contact information:

 

 

Meanwhile, pressure mounts:

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi said Sunday that Democrats will bring articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump to the House of Representatives floor in the coming days.

In a letter to her caucus, she said that Democrats will also introduce a resolution on Monday calling on Vice President Mike Pence to invoke the 25th Amendment. 

“In protecting our Constitution and our Democracy, we will act with urgency, because this President represents an imminent threat to both,” Pelosi said. “As the days go by, the horror of the ongoing assault on our democracy perpetrated by this President is intensified and so is the immediate need for action.”

The resolution directed at Pence urges the vice president to “immediately exercise powers as acting President.” 

“We are calling on the Vice President to respond within 24 hours,” Pelosi added.

 

Hitting him where it hurts, the PGA canceled its contract with the Trump Bedminster golf club to host its 2022 PGA Championship.  Beyond the financial hit, for someone so enamored of his golf clubs and of rubbing elbows with golf pros, this is also a big blow to his fragile ego to have the professional golf association begin the process of ridding itself of Trump stink.

You'll find plenty more of interest over at Infidel 753's link round- up.  Please check it out!


Wednesday, November 11, 2020

The Voter Fraud Myth That Nobody Is Buying

Here's the real fraud -- COVID Donnie's desperate claims that there were extensive voter irregularities that cost him the election:

Election officials in dozens of states representing both political parties said that there was no evidence that fraud or other irregularities played a role in the outcome of the presidential race, amounting to a forceful rebuke of President Trump’s portrait of a fraudulent election.  [snip]

The New York Times contacted the offices of the top election officials in every state on Monday and Tuesday to ask whether they suspected or had evidence of illegal voting. Officials in 45 states responded directly to The Times. For four of the remaining states, The Times spoke to other statewide officials or found public comments from secretaries of state; none reported any major voting issues.

While craven, lickspittle Republicans like pilot fish Sen. Lindsey "Huckleberry" Graham and man of conscience Sen. "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz continue to humor COVID Donnie's voter fraud madness, the vast majority of the general public, including a majority of Republicans, isn't buying what they're selling:

Nearly 80% of Americans, including more than half of Republicans, recognize President-elect Joe Biden as the winner of the Nov. 3 election after most media organizations called the race for the Democrat based on his leads in critical battleground states, according to a Reuters/Ipsos poll. [snip]

The Reuters/Ipsos national opinion survey, which ran from Saturday afternoon to Tuesday, found that 79% of U.S. adults believe Biden won the White House. Another 13% said the election has not yet been decided, 3% said Trump won and 5% said they do not know.

The results were somewhat split along party lines: about six in 10 Republicans and almost every Democrat said Biden won.  (our emphasis)

"3% said Trump won..." [Ed.: bwahahahahahahhaha] When even your credulous cultists aren't deluded enough to think you won, it's time to start packing.  Get to it!

BONUS:  Here's the headline in the New York Times accompanying the piece linked above --

 



Monday, March 9, 2020

Coronavirus Poetic Justice Update


That was then:

(Har.)

This is now:"Rep. Matt Gaetz is the latest member of Congress to go into self-quarantine after coming in contact with an individual at CPAC who has since tested positive for the coronavirus." Not so funny anymore is it, you smug jackass?

Other science- skeptical Trumpist Republicans who are self- quarantining after coming into contact at the Conservative Crackpot Political Action Conference with a person who tested positive for coronavirus: Texas Sen. "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz, Arizona Rep. Paul "Even My Family Hates Me" Gosar, and Georgia Rep. Doug "Peckerwood" Collins.  Both Collins and Gaetz have also come into contact with germophobe dolt Donald "Dr. Trump, PhD'oh" Trump in recent days.

We can only hope, if you know what we mean and we think you do.


Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Laughing At Trump And Cruz


Let's start the day with some laughs, shall we?

Here's Stephen Colbert's version of narcissistic sociopath Donald "Rump" Trump's "60 Minutes" interview from last Sunday:



Now, here's the latest ad anti- Ted Cruz ad from director Richard Linklater, in which "Sonny" wants to know why Cruz prefers midwest/ mid- Atlantic White Castle burgers to Texas' Whataburgers:


Two phony charlatans worthy of ridicule, at the very least.

BONUS: Rump promised to hold a rally supporting Cruz in the biggest stadium in Texas. The venue for the October 22 rally? NRG Arena in Houston, holding 8,000. Not even close to the biggest. C'mon.......Ted.

Tuesday, October 9, 2018

Come On... Ted


Hahahaha:



Continuing his cowardly march toward election day, Ted Cruz decided to duck an October 18 town hall with Democratic Rep. Beto O'Rourke.  Come on... Ted.

Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Quote Of The Day -- "A Serpent Covered In Vaseline"


Conservative New York Times opinion columnist Bret Stephens, tell us why you "despise" embattled Texas Sen. Ted Cruz (R- Lizard):
Because he’s like a serpent covered in Vaseline. Because he treats the American people like two-bit suckers in 10-gallon hats. Because he sucks up to the guy who insulted his wife — by retweet, no less. Because of his phony piety and even phonier principles. Because I see him as the spiritual love child of the 1980s televangelist Jimmy Swaggart and Jack Nicholson’s character in “The Shining.” Because his ethics are purely situational. Because he makes Donald Trump look like a human being by comparison. Because “New York values.” Because his fellow politicians detest him, and that’s just among Republicans. Because he never got over being the smartest kid in eighth grade. Because he’s conniving enough to try to put one over you, but not perceptive enough to realize that you see right through him. Because he’s the type of man who would sell his family into slavery if that’s what it took to get elected. And that he would use said slavery as a sob story to get himself re-elected.
Can't argue with any of that.

Beto O'Rourke for Senate.

Saturday, June 23, 2018

Assaults


The Trump Republican Party's assault on the health of our planet continues unabated:
Four Republican senators this week demanded an investigation of the National Science Foundation’s grants, accusing the federal agency of “propagandizing” by supporting a program to encourage TV meteorologists to report on climate change.  
In a letter sent to the agency’s inspector general Wednesday, the senators ― Ted Cruz (Texas), Rand Paul (Ky.) and James Lankford (Okla.) and Jim Inhofe (Okla.) ― said the $4 million Climate Matters program, which sponsors classes and webinars for meteorologists and provides real-time data and graphics with TV stations, went beyond the scope of the National Science Foundation’s mission of funding “basic research.” They urged the inspector general to probe whether the grants violated the 1939 Hatch Act, which bars government agencies from engaging in partisan activity. 
They couldn't possibly be operating out of any corrupt motive, could they?
The senators who authored the letter are among the biggest recipients of fossil fuel donations. In a ranking of all U.S. senators over the last three decades, Cruz came in third for the all-time largest total of direct contributions from oil and gas companies, receiving over $2.7 million since he took office, including during his presidential campaign, according to data collected by the nonpartisan Center for Responsive Politics. Inhofe ― who infamously brought a snowball to the Senate floor as proof of climate scientists’ supposed folly ― ranked seventh, with nearly $1.9 million. Lankford ranked 16th, with $1.1 million. Paul fell well below the others at $284,328. 
Cruz is running scared this year against Democratic challenger Rep. Beto O'Rourke. Let's see if we can help Beto (and our planet) win in November, and rid us of one of these four malevolent creatures of the fossil fuel industry.

Meanwhile, Sneaker of the House Paul "Lyin'" Ryan and his merry band of Republican sociopaths and nihilists are doing what only they can do:  after cratering the deficit by passing a trillion dollar tax giveaway to corporations and the wealthy, they now see the need to address that deficit by sticking it to Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security recipients:
House Republicans released a proposal Tuesday that would balance the budget in nine years — but only by making large cuts to entitlement programs, including Medicare, that President Trump vowed not to touch. 
The House Budget Committee is aiming to pass the blueprint this week, but that may be as far as it goes this midterm election year. It is not clear that GOP leaders will put the document on the House floor for a vote, and even if it were to pass the House, the budget would have little impact on actual spending levels. 
Nonetheless the budget serves as an expression of Republicans’ priorities at a time of rapidly rising deficits and debt. Although the nation’s growing indebtedness has been exacerbated by the GOP’s own policy decisions — including the new tax law, which most analyses say will add at least $1 trillion to the debt — Republicans on the Budget Committee said they felt a responsibility to put the nation on a sounder fiscal trajectory.
Wow. No one could've seen this coming from this bunch of assholes! (Are we being uncivil?)

Comforting the comfortable and afflicting the afflicted is all Republicans ever have done, are doing and will do.

Thursday, March 8, 2018

Colbert Smacks Hypocritical Rafael "Ted" Cruz


Lying guttersnipe Sen. Ted "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz is up for reelection in November, and he'll be facing a charismatic and popular Dem opponent, Rep. Robert "Beto" O'Rourke. Last night, Stephen Colbert checked out Cruz's newest radio ad, which mocks O'Rourke's nickname Beto, suggesting that he's inauthentic. Of course, Canadian-born Cruz's given name is Rafael Edward Cruz, an irony not lost on Colbert or CNN's Chris Cuomo. Check out Colbert's take down.

Thursday, February 15, 2018

Only In America - NRA's Towel Boys


See if you can spot the problem.

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That oleaginous weasel pictured above, who momentarily climbed out of the NRA's pocket for this shot, claimed Democrats were "politicizing" the tragedy, while also blaming the Obama administration for something something look over there.

Rep. Beto O'Rourke is the leading Democrat challenging the weasel in November.  Just sayin'.

Saturday, September 24, 2016

Ted Cruz Will Vote For Trump, After Losing Battle With "Conscience"


From the (oxymoron alert) principled conservative who said this:
"I'm not in the habit of supporting people who attack my wife and attack my father," [Sen. Ted] Cruz told members of the Texas delegation. "That pledge was not a blanket commitment that if you go and slander and attack Heidi that I'm going to nonetheless come as a servile puppy dog and say, 'Thank you very much for maligning my wife and maligning my father.'"  (our emphasis)
We now have this:
"After many months of careful consideration, of prayer and searching my own conscience, I have decided that on Election Day, I will vote for the Republican nominee, Donald Trump," Cruz wrote in a Facebook post.  (our emphasis)
As Charles Pierce put it,
Sit, Ted. Beg. Now roll over. Who's a good servile puppy dog? 
And, yes, you may have another.
There was more justifiable mockery:

"Ted Cruz and his conscience amicably part ways"




And, we end with this, yet another lie from neo- fascist moron Donald "Rump" Trump (spoiler alert: he did accept Lyin' Ted's endorsement yesterday):

Friday, July 22, 2016

Presidential! Trump Drones On About ... Grievances


Here's the raving narcissist nut the Republican/ New Confederate/ Stupid/ Shooter's Party just nominated to be Leader of the Free World ranting and rambling for four and a half minutes (!) about his ongoing grievances with Sen. "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz (R- Pariah) at a press conference this morning (lol - The National Enquirer's a "reasonably respected magazine").   This is also the first of what is likely to be many hostage videos featuring running mate Mike "Dense" Pence's dim, sh*t- faced expression, wondering what the hell he's gotten himself into.



BONUS:

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Prince Of Darkness Quote Of The Day


“Lucifer in the flesh,” the former speaker said. “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.” - - Former Republican Weeper of the House and man with no more sh*ts to give John "Mr. Tangerine Man" Boehner, when asked his opinion of Sen. "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz, yesterday at Stanford University.

BONUS: Rethug Rep. Peter King (Irish Republican Army-NY) says on CNN that "maybe (Boehner) gives Lucifer a bad name by comparing him to Ted Cruz." Love the internecine Rethuglican war!

(Gif:  Wonkette)

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Today's Cartoons - Geniuses!


If, as expected, neo- fascist demagogue Donald "Rump" Trump continues his execrable, inexorable march to the Republican nomination with big primary wins today across the Northeast and mid- Atlantic states, it will mark yet another failure of Republican "stop Trump" forces (most recently, the desperate Cruz- Kasich Axis of Ineptitude alliance- for- convenience).

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(Matt Davies, via gocomics.com)



(Clay Bennett, Chattanooga Times Free Press)

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Thursday, April 14, 2016

Today's Cartoon And Read - The Ted Cruz Connection To North Carolina Bigotry


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(Tom Toles, once great Washington Post Bezos Bugle)

As the backlash continues from the signing of the anti- LGBT "bathroom law" by North Carolina Republican Gov. Pat McCrory, it's being pointed out that some of the prominent bigots behind the law form the nucleus of support for a certain anti- dildo, anti- masturbation presidential candidate:
As he worked to rally evangelical voters a week before North Carolina's March 15 primary, Ted Cruz gave a speech at a church in the Charlotte suburb of Kannapolis, where he was joined by a trio of prominent local social conservative supporters: Charlotte pastor and congressional candidate Mark Harris and the Benham brothers, the telegenic real estate entrepreneurs whose house-flipping show on HGTV was canceled in 2014 when their history of anti-gay activism came to light. At the event, Cruz thanked Harris for "calling the nation to revival," and called David and Jason Benham "an extraordinary voice for the Christian faith."  [snip]
... The advocacy of these top Cruz supporters against the Charlotte ordinance eventually led the North Carolina legislature to push through one of the most sweeping anti-LGBT measures in the country, a law that has caused a national outcry and caused many companies, including PayPal, to scrap plans to invest in the state. The law, the Public Facilities Privacy and Security Act, strikes down all existing and future LGBT nondiscrimination statutes in North Carolina and requires that transgender people use bathrooms based on their sex at birth.  [snip]
Harris' and the Benhams' state activism is significant because, if Cruz wins the presidential race, the considerable influence of these three religious activists could extend far beyond North Carolina. In February, Cruz appointed them to his campaign's advisory council for religious liberty, along with 16 other conservative Christian leaders. The GOP candidate has promised that this group will "guide his policies to protect religious liberty"—policies that could look very much like the anti-LGBT bill in North Carolina. (our emphasis)
That's exactly what we'll get with a [shudder gag] "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz presidency:  a reign of bigotry cloaked in faux "religious liberty" prattle, and a descent into the dark past for our nation.

UPDATEThe media's hard at work "humanizing" this monster.  Beware.

UPDATE II:  "Tailgunner Ted" confirms the already known - he's a bigot.

Monday, April 11, 2016

Today's Cartoon Twofer- The Odious Vs. The Hideous


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(Ted Rall, via gocomics.com)



(Dan Wasserman, Boston Globe)

Thursday, April 7, 2016

Today's Front Page And Cartoon Twofer - "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz Edition


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(Tom Toles, once great Washington Post Bezos Bugle)

 
(Rob Rogers, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)

And, finally, "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz's anti- immigrant positions and his "New York values" remark might not be helping him in the upcoming New York primary (just a guess):