After Rethuglican Senators John "Grumpypants" McCain, Lindsey "Huckleberry Closetcase" Graham, and Mitch "Missy" McConnell have been labeled as traitors by the far far right-wing teabagger movement, we wondered who was next? Our question was answered when rabid teabaggers turned on uber-conservative Sen. John "All Hat, No Cattle" Cornyn (Secessionist-TX) for removing his name from a pledge to bring the Government down if "Obamacare" wasn't de-funded. Of course, All Hat knows that the Senate wouldn't vote for any measure defunding the Affordable Care Act, and even if that happened, President Obama would veto it. But don't tell that to an unhinged teabagger.
Let's enjoy the show. Popcorn, anyone?
Image: Sen. Cornyn (visual approximation).