We can't think of a more taxonomically accurate comeback to smarmy Sen. "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz (Weasel-TX) than this:
And maybe Ted Cruz is cleverly disguised man sized weasel. pic.twitter.com/JDef59eNvZ— Bob Schooley (@Rschooley) November 30, 2015
(No disrespect to weasels intended.)
UPDATE: As Little Green Footballs reports, officials in El Paso County say that the identification of nut bag shooter Dear as "female" was the result of a clerical error on their part.