Tuesday, November 17, 2015
Today's Dispatches From The Stupid Party - On The Road From Damascus Edition
a summary of their ugliness here, so we're just going to focus on a few representative comments from one of their never- going- to- be- President candidates, the Albert Schweitzer of the Ozarks and "Christian" minister (!) former Gov. Mike "Huckster" Huckabee (American Taliban- AR):
"It's time to wake up and smell the falafel...What we saw in Paris was the result of open borders in Europe." -- to Fox "News'" Bret Baier. No, Jethro, it was not the result of open borders; they were largely homegrown terrorists. Nice dig with the "falafel," though. We're surprised you even know about that.
Wait, there's more:
“Can you imagine bringing in a bunch of Syrian refugees who’ve lived in the desert their whole lives that are suddenly thrown into an English speaking community? Where it’s maybe in Minnesota where it is 20 degrees below zero? I mean just I don’t understand what we possibly can be thinking.” -- on the John Gibson show. They're called coats, Jethro. You put coats on, and boots. Also, if you lived in an urban area like Damascus or Aleppo, you were hardly living in the desert. Finally, you might want to consult with the Hmong people who were transplanted from subtropical Southeast Asia nearly 40 years ago to Minnesota; they appear to have survived the ordeal, you bulbous cornpone jackass.
Make it stop - our brains hurt.