Billionaire Koch-brothers-endorsed Republican
Gov. Scott "Koch Head" Walker (R-Kochland) is engaging in the "nothing to see here, move along" strategy when it comes to
answering questions about the criminal investigations into his 2012 recall campaign operations:
Two career prosecutors--one a Republican, one a
Democrat--just called Scott Walker a liar, and not a single national
newspaper took notice.
The comments came after Walker, an unannounced candidate for president, used an appearance on an Iowa radio show to publicly attack a
bipartisan criminal investigation into his campaign as a "political
witch hunt" with the aim of "trying to intimidate people."
The Special Prosecutor leading the probe, Francis Schmitz--a Republican who voted for Walker in 2012--fired back, stating, "these recent allegations are patently false."
"His
description of the investigation as a 'political witch hunt' is
offensive when he knows that the investigation was authorized by a
bipartisan group of judges and is directed by a Republican Special
Prosecutor appointed at the request of a bipartisan group of district
attorneys," Schmitz said. [snip]
The current criminal investigation into Walker involves serious
allegations that the governor and his campaign disregarded the state's
campaign finance laws during the 2012 recall elections.
Or,
As former Milwaukee District Attorney E Michael McCann told the Center
for Media and Democracy: "If you've got the facts on your side, fight on
the facts. If you've got the law on your side, fight on the law. If
you've got neither, fight the DA."
Meanwhile, the Bridgegate scandal involving
Gov. Chris "Krispykreme" Christie (R-Toast) and his closest staff
has taken an ominous turn for the Narcissist from Newark:
Gov. Chris Christie's high-school buddy and former Port Authority of New York and New Jersey appointee, David Wildstein, has pleaded guilty to plotting to create a 2013 traffic jam on the George Washington Bridge as political payback against a Christie opponent.
But Wildstein isn't the only fish in the net:
In addition, Bill Baroni, the former deputy executive director of the
Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, and Bridget Anne Kelly, a
former deputy chief of staff to Mr. Christie have been indicted
by Paul J. Fishman, the United States attorney for New Jersey. Those
indictments include "multiple counts of conspiracy to commit fraud,
including 'knowingly converting and intentionally misapplying property
of an organization receiving federal benefits.'" You can read the full indictment here.
Krispykreme's continuing to employ the
Sgt. Shultz (his mustachioed Doppelganger) defense, which should in and of itself disqualify him from further consideration as a presidential candidate.
(
Image: Walker and Christie - "If we end up sharing a cell, I get the bottom bunk.")
