They Said It! (Cont.)

Here's the latest installment in our on- going feature capturing Republican "presidential" candidate dog- on- dog action (our emphasis throughout).  Enjoy!

Neo-fascist fartbag Donald "Rump" Trump on Sen. "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz:

“Republicans are going to have to ask themselves the question: ‘Do we want a candidate who could be tied up in court for two years?’ That’d be a big problem,” Trump said when asked about the topic. “It’d be a very precarious one for Republicans because he’d be running and the courts may take a long time to make a decision. You don’t want to be running and have that kind of thing over your head.”

Trump added, “I’d hate to see something like that get in his way. But a lot of people are talking about it and I know that even some states are looking at it very strongly, the fact that he was born in Canada and he has had a double passport.”

Yes, it would make Rump very sad to see that happen to old pal "Tailgunner Ted"!

Gov. Chris "Krispykreme" Christie on Sen. Marco "Glug Glug" Rubio (R-MIAmi):

“I just don’t think Marco Rubio’s going to be able to slime his way to the White House,” Christie was quoted as saying. “He wants to put out a whole bunch of negative ads? Go ahead. I hope that he will acknowledge at some point that I couldn’t care less.” 

Well, when you're a gusano, you tend to produce slime.

"Tailgunner Ted" Cruz's spokesman on Sen. Rubio:

“So Rubio’s foreign policy and national security strategy is to invade Middle Eastern countries, create power vacuums for terrorist organizations, allow their people to come to America unvetted, give them legal status and citizenship, then impose a massive surveillance state to monitor the problem,” Alice Stewart, a national spokeswoman for Cruz, said in a statement to the Guardian.

“I’m trying to figure out if it is more incoherent than dangerous or vice versa.”

How about both?

Sen. Rubio's spokesman Alex Conant on "Tailgunner Ted":

“No amount of false rhetoric will cover up the fact that Cruz voted for Rand Paul’s isolationist budget to slash military spending and gut US intelligence programs. Cruz might talk tough, but he would endanger America by partnering with rulers like Assad and Putin. Marco has consistently fought to strengthen America’s military, intelligence programs and border security, and as president his top priority will be to keep Americans safe.”

Extra credit for dinging Sen. "Ayn" Rand Paul (R-Dudebro) and "Tailgunner Ted" in the same sentence!