Showing posts with label right wing militias. Show all posts
Showing posts with label right wing militias. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Where Guns, Sedition and Stupidity Meet


The 12 year-old daughter of a radical militia group member in Idaho was shot and wounded in the abdomen during a gathering of her father's group. She's reported to be in stable condition, and is expected to make a full recovery.

The group, III%, was conducting target practice (!) when one of the militia member's guns discharged while being cleaned.  The militia group was actively involved in the Bundy Ranch standoff in 2014, and provided materiel support to last month's Malheur Wildlife Refuge siege that ended with the arrests of several right-wing domestic terrorists. Here's a description of the group's founder from the linked article that tells you all you need to know:
"The III% movement was co-founded by pro-gun, anti-government activist Mike Vanderboegh, who promotes the idea that the Second Amendment allows unsatisfactory election results to be overturned by armed revolt." (emphasis added)
(photo: A militia member about to demonstrate some shootin' underwater in the nearby pond.)

Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Meet One Of The Tumbleweed Terrorists (UPDATED)


Here's one of the tumbleweed terrorists camped out at the Malheur wildlife refuge in Oregon.  He identified himself as "Capt. Moroni."  Though he clearly wanted to associate himself with the "prophet warrior" angel "Moroni" from the Mormon faith, our guess is it's more likely someone just forgot to drop the "i" or add the "c."


Yes, "Capt. Moron" -- much more fitting. (We suspect it's actually Blaine Cooper, described by Robert Bateman here.)

After some in the Bundy Klan claimed they were following Mormon scripture in seizing the facility, the Mormon Church (LDS) condemned their action in no uncertain terms:
"While the disagreement occurring in Oregon about the use of federal lands is not a church matter," the church said in a statement, "church leaders strongly condemn the armed seizure of the facility and are deeply troubled by the reports that those who have seized the facility suggest that they are doing so based on scriptural principles. This armed occupation can in no way be justified on a scriptural basis. We are privileged to live in a nation where conflicts with government or private groups can — and should — be settled using peaceful means, according to the laws of the land."
As with their "interpretation" of the U.S. Constitution, they can't even get their own religious teachings right.

UPDATE:  Just when we were getting fond of our "tumbleweed terrorists" moniker, Albert Burneko at Deadspin makes a good argument why they shouldn't be called "terrorists,"  and we're inclined to agree:
Here is the thing. These men are not frightening. They are jamokes. They are exactly jamokes. Their guns, on the other hand, are very frightening—for precisely and entirely the same reason and to absolutely the same degree that those same guns would be frightening in the hands of toddlers. Not because the people holding those guns are serious, but because the people holding those guns are not serious.

This, my good buddies, is the entire American pro-gun argument made (embarrassing, oh my God so fucking embarrassing) flesh. A big scary gun lends a degree of real power even to the variety of sad, corny-ass loser who invades and occupies what is essentially a fancy birdhouse in the name of ending tyranny. That is the whole reason to have a big scary gun. Not as a safeguard against home invaders or the totalitarian state, but as a safeguard against a clear-eyed reckoning with plain reality. A gun is—or at least these jamokes hope it is—a Get Out Of Getting Laughed At Free card. When you call these horse’s asses “terrorists,” you are not only dignifying their ridiculous, impotent actions, you are doing them the biggest favor for which they can hope(our emphasis)
There's a lot more at the link worth reading.

(Photo:  Amanda Peacher Twitter, via Raw Story)

Today's Cartoon Twofer - Tumbleweed Terrorists


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(Mike Luckovich, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution)

 
(Tom Toles, the once great Washington Post Bezos Bugle)

BONUS:  Harney County Sheriff David Ward to the domestic terrorists:
"You said you were here to help the citizens of Harney County.  That help ended when a peaceful protest became an armed and unlawful protest... It is time for you to leave our community.  Go home, be with your own families and end this peacefully."

Monday, January 4, 2016

Dangerous Nonsense Quote of the Day


"These are men with guns who have declared themselves outside the law. These are men with guns who have taken something that belongs to all of us. These are traitors and thieves who got away with this dangerous nonsense once, and have been encouraged to get away with it again, and they draw their inspiration not solely from the wilder fringes of our politics, either. Ammon Bundy and his brothers should have been thrown in jail after they gathered themselves in rebellion the first time."(emphasis added) -- Esquire.com's Charles P. Pierce on the sagebrush moocher rebellion in Oregon, where armed Vanilla ISIS goons, led by the seditious Bundy Klan, have occupied a Federal facility in a bird sanctuary.

These lowlife militia types were emboldened by the soft response by law enforcement at the Bundy ranch nearly two years ago. They're cut from the same cloth as Oklahoma City right-wing terrorist bomber Timothy McVeigh, and need to be stopped now before more innocent lives are lost.

UPDATE:  Charlie's colleague Robert Bateman has some background on three of the heroes deranged lowlifes who liberated the Alamo Malheur wildlife refuge headquarters..

Today's Cartoon - Loons!


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(Clay Jones, www.claytoonz.com)

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Far-Right Sagebrush Moocher Terrorist Standoff Continues; Media Cowers


As the standoff with the insurrectionists in Oregon continues, the "mainstream" media continues to have difficulty coming out and labeling these armed, traitorous yokels as just that.  Paul Farhi at the once great Washington Post Bezos Bugle gives an insider look at why this major news outlet is struggling with what is plain for all to see:
Scott Wilson, The Washington Post’s national editor, said the paper is using the terms “occupiers” and “militia members” when those involved identify themselves that way.
“We believe these terms most precisely describe what is taking place, the tactics being used and those involved,” he said. “Further, terrorism is a tactic meant to instill fear in a population or group. In this case, the occupiers, though armed, are not terrorizing, but rather occupying a government building in protest or solidarity.”    [snip]                         
Fox News, on its website, noted that the protest was touched off by the sentencing of the Hammonds, which it said “touched a nerve with far right groups who repudiate federal authority.”
The New York Times also said that Cliven Bundy “previously galvanized conservative critics” with his stand against federal authorities.
The Post noted all this background but avoided using the terms “conservative” or “right wing” to describe the occupiers. Wilson, the national editor, said the paper will “likely try to avoid [such labels] unless we have evidence to support one of those characterizations.”
Great Caesar's Ghost!  When even Fox "News" website is referring to these criminals as "far right groups," we think it might be time for Scott Wilson to put on his big boy pants and act like something other than a cowering wordsmith. Until then, he's a damn fool.

Meanwhile, Janell Ross, who writes on race, gender, immigration and inequality at the Bezos Bugle, has this take on media outlets using delicate terms to describe the takeover and the insurrectionists:
Not one seemed to lean toward terms such as "insurrection," "revolt," anti-government "insurgents" or, as some on social media were calling them, "terrorists." When a group of unknown size and unknown firepower has taken over any federal building with plans and possibly some equipment to aid a years-long occupation — and when its representative tells reporters that they would prefer to avoid violence but are prepared to die — the kind of almost-uniform delicacy and the limits on the language used to describe the people involved becomes noteworthy itself.
It is hard to imagine that none of the words mentioned above — particularly "insurrection" or "revolt" — would be avoided if, for instance, a group of armed black Americans took possession of a federal or state courthouse to protest the police. Black Americans outraged about the death of a 12-year-old boy at the hands of police or concerned about the absence of a conviction in the George Zimmerman case have been frequently and inaccurately lumped in with criminals and looters, described as "thugs," or marauding wolf packs where drugs are, according to CNN's Don Lemon, "obviously" in use.  [snip]
Deliberate language choices are always a wise and reasonable move. That is especially true when telling stories of conflict with government and political protests. But the incredibly limited and relatively soft range of words in wide use Sunday seems to extend beyond all of that. The descriptions of events in Oregon appear to reflect the usual shape of our collective assumptions about the relationship between race and guilt — or religion and violent extremism — in the United States.
This is a serious and potentially deadly situation, and it does no good for the media to soft- soap what's going on.  Right there, in the Bugle's front page story is the assessment of someone in authority on the front line in Oregon, Harney County Sheriff David M. Ward.  Perhaps the delicate souls in the media could use his help to accurately describe what's going on there:
“These men came to Harney County claiming to be part of militia groups supporting local ranchers,” Ward said in a statement Sunday. “When in reality these men had alternative motives, to attempt to overthrow the county and federal government in hopes to spark a movement across the United States.”
BONUS:  Here are some more useful tags for the sagebrush moocher terrorists (a lot more have been suggested since):

Sunday, January 3, 2016

Far-Right Sagebrush Moocher Terrorists Seize Federal Building (UPDATED)


The locoweed spawn of sagebrush moocher Cliven "Hoof" Bundy are back doing the only thing they know how to do:  engaging in armed insurrection.
BURNS, Ore. (AP) — A protest in support of Oregon ranchers facing jail time for arson was followed by an occupation of a building at a national wildlife refuge led by members of a family previously involved in a showdown with the federal government.

Ammon Bundy — the son of Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy, who was involved in a standoff with the government over grazing rights — told The Oregonian on Saturday that he and two of his brothers were among a group of dozens of people occupying the headquarters of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.

Ammon Bundy posted a video on his Facebook page asking for militia members to come help him. He said "this is not a time to stand down. It's a time to stand up and come to Harney County," where Burns is located. Below the video is this statement: "(asterisk)(asterisk)ALL PATRIOTS ITS TIME TO STAND UP NOT STAND DOWN!!! WE NEED YOUR HELP!!! COME PREPARED."  [snip]

Bundy said the group planned to stay at the refuge indefinitely. "We're planning on staying here for years, absolutely," Ammon Bundy said. "This is not a decision we've made at the last minute."
We still subscribe to Rick Perlstein's observation made after last year's standoff with the seditious Bundy Klan and its right- wing militia supporters, and the government's reaction at the time:
Here is a truth so fundamental that it should be self-evident: When legitimately constituted state authority stands down in the face of armed threats, the very foundation of the republic is in danger. And yet that is exactly what happened at Cliven Bundy’s Nevada ranch this spring: An alleged criminal defeated the cops, because the forces of lawlessness came at them with guns...
Let's hope that a lesson has been learned from that episode of intimidation:  you don't back down to bullies and crackpots who think they're above the law;  you stand up, just like George Washington did 225 years ago.  Anything less is encouraging ever more outrageous acts of sedition.

UPDATE:  Exactly --

UPDATE II: Clowns at the Associated Press initially described the armed, threat-hurling moocher militia siege as "peaceful." That's like describing AP as "intelligent."  ABC, too.  New York Effing Times, too.  Our broken media on display.

UPDATE III:   Charles P. Pierce speaks truth.

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

White Supremacist Right- Wingers Arrested In Minneapolis Shootings


Three genetically mutated white supremacists believed responsible for the shooting of 5 "Black Lives Matter" demonstrators in Minneapolis on Monday have been arrested:
Police arrested three suspects in connection with the Monday night shootings that wounded five protesters, and social media posts reveal a fascination with guns, video games, the Confederacy and right-wing militia groups.
Authorities arrested 23-year-old Allen “Lance” Scarsella following a brief SWAT standoff Tuesday afternoon in Bloomington, and two other suspects, 21-year-old Nathan Gustavsson and 26-year-old Daniel Macey, later turned themselves in.
It doesn't take long to go from getting beaten up at a Trump rally to this, does it?

Before the shootings, white supremacists went online to talk about harassing the BLM crowd, including BLM's white supporters, who they referred to this way:
“Best to act as much like a beta white cuck as much as you can.”
Some time in lockup will test how "alpha" these manly specimens are when they're not holding onto their "cuck" cock compensators. (h/t to Anonymous commenter)

(Image:  The Minneapolis white supremacist shooters (unconfirmed).)

Saturday, February 22, 2014

Police Blotter: Right-Wing Terrorist Mastermind Edition


Homeland Security warned us in 2009 that right wing extremism is on the rise–something we are seeing in recent conservative pushes to overthrow the government. The report stated, among other things, that  “Heightened interest in legislation for tighter firearms…may be invigorating rightwing extremist activity, specifically the white supremacist and militia movements,” as we have seen exemplified in a Tea Party attempt to construct an anti-Muslim death ray. 
Now, Three Georgia “Patriots” tried to buy pipe bombs and other explosives to aid in their effort to attack power grids, water treatment facilities, and other infrastructure. Brian Edward Cannon and Cory Robert Williamson appeared in court on Friday, and Terry Eugene Peace is due for his first appearance on Monday.
And how did the authorities catch on to these right-wing masterminds?
... [T]he three militia members chatted on Facebook about plans to launch guerrilla-style attacks on government facilities, according to the FBI.  [our emphasis]
Even though these three inept patriots buffoons got caught before they could do any harm, the threat from these groups is obviously real and should be taken very seriously by all of us.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Sovereign Idiots

Where's Rethuglican show trial maestro Rep. Peter "Right Wing" King when we need him? Here's a story about some of his fellow far-right "patriots" (i.e. "sovereign citizen" militia members) plotting to exercise their Constitutional Second Amendment right to kidnap and kill Alaska State troopers and a judge. Five militia wingnuts were arrested by police and have been indicted by a grand jury for threatening those actions. Also seized was an arsenal of assault rifles, machine guns, grenades and at least one grenade launcher. No word whether the police also confiscated poster-sized pictures of the Wasilla Wonder Woman or inflatable dolls.

Unfortunately, they weren't Muslims, so Right Wing King can't be bothered.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Wingnut Militias on Rise

Far-right wing militias are growing in several areas of the country, according to the Southern Poverty Law Center. Continued hostility to Hispanic immigrants, a poor economy and the first African-American President have served to mobilize wingnuts with a grievance against the government. The tea-baggers, birthers, and health scare mobs are tips of the militia iceberg, as seen in Portsmouth, NH yesterday, when a loon showed up with a gun strapped to his leg at President Obama's town hall meeting. He was carrying a sign which partially quoted Thomas Jefferson that the tree of liberty occasionally had to be watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Nice, but maybe we should start the watering process with putting these terrorists-to-be behind bars before they kill innocent people.