Snowbilly grifter and word salad expert Sarah "Winky" Palin has a new avocation: Catholic theologian. Winky, who once accepted the blessing of and shared the stage with a self-described "witch hunter" from Kenya (of all places, hee hee), isn't blessed (no pun) with self-awareness, so she criticized Pope Francis for some "liberal" views. OK, putting a priority on aiding the poor and sick over monitoring reproductive choices for women is a "liberal" view, guilty as charged, much like that socialist Jesus Christ (you know, "whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me"). After all, Jesus didn't present himself to the world as a successful banker / merchant / industrialist; he was a humble carpenter, something that seems to be lost on Winky The Theologian.
BONUS: Hat tip to our favorite reader P.E.C. for this satire of Winky's recent interview / cavalcade of ignorance with Matt Lauer. Hilarious.
