Teabagger favorite and man with a Fabulous! office, Rep. Aaron "Schlock" Schock (R-Downton Abbey) may want to start trimming his extravagant lifestyle sails. The Associated Press has reported that the Schlockster has been spending taxpayer funds and campaign cash that he separated from his flock of sheeple on everything from private planes and concerts to… ahem... massage parlors. It's not chump change either: $40,000 for private planes, nearly $2,000 on a Katy Perry concert with his interns, and almost $1,500 on a "fundraiser event" to a massage parlor. That last ticket item will definitely go down well with his Peoria, IL holy roller constituents.
We say, "go for the swag, Schlock!" As Rethug Gov. Chris "Krispykreme" Christie said in defending his taste for the perks of office, "squeeze all the juice out of the orange" while you can, and certainly before your low-information supporters catch on.
BONUS: FOTB and Land of Lincoln blogger Gene has more on Schlock here.
UPDATE: Schlock has now lawyered up (Dewey, Cheatem & Howe?).
(photo: The massage is the message!)
