Getting down and dirty with the front running Republican "presidential" candidates today!
An anti- Donald "Rump" Trump PAC ran an ad in heavily- Mormon Utah that included images of Rump's third wife, Melania, when she posed nude for GQ magazine. Rump, being the cool- headed type of guy you want with his finger on the nuclear button, mistakenly assumed it was the work of Sen. "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz and fired off a threatening tweet. Of course, Tailgunner Ted retaliated. Here's the image the ad used, followed by a war of tweets (twits?):
Lyin' Ted Cruz just used a picture of Melania from a G.Q. shoot in his ad. Be careful, Lyin' Ted, or I will spill the beans on your wife!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 23, 2016
Pic of your wife not from us. Donald, if you try to attack Heidi, you're more of a coward than I thought. #classless https://t.co/0QpKSnjgnE— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) March 23, 2016
Today's Republican/ New Confederate/ Stupid/ Shooter's Party, ladies and gentlemen!
UPDATE: Ooooh, even stiff-necked moral paragon Willard "Mittens" Romney is talking trash:
“Donald Trump has had several foreign wives. It turns out that there really are jobs Americans won’t do.”UPDATE II: Tailgunner Ted in Wisconsin calls Rump "a sniveling coward."
UPDATE III: When asked repeatedly if he'd support that "sniveling coward" Rump if he was nominated, Tailgunner Ted refused to say yes or no. Conclusion: It takes a sniveling coward to know a sniveling coward!
