Thursday, August 8, 2013

Rethug Civil War Quote of the Day

"Between you an me, I'm sorta holding my nose for two years, cause what we're doing here is gonna be a big benefit to Rand in '16."  -- Rethug Sen. and human / turtle hybrid Mitch "Missy" McConnell's campaign manger Jesse Benton, on a phone call earlier this year.  Remember that Missy supported Sen. "Ayn" Rand Paul's primary opponent in 2012, and the division reflects the corporate conservative / nativist split in the Stupid Party.

Isolationist / nativist teabagger Rethugs like Ayn Rand Paul have been trading fusillades with corporate / neocon Rethugs like Gov. Chris "Krispycreme" Christie and Sen. John "McNasty" McCain in a struggle for what passes for the "soul" of the Rethuglican / Stupid Party.  Pass the popcorn.