Excerpt of the Day: Free-Floating Clouds of Hysterical Contempt

Today's conservatism in a ... um, nutshell:

Another constant about Conservatism is that it is now entirely parasitic, with no beliefs or ideas of its own.

Instead it exists as free-floating cloud of hysterical contempt for anything it perceives of as "Liberal" that rises to an 11 on the Shoutycracker Scale whenever the White House is occupied by an American president who does not have an (R) after his name.

Conservatism is like some cheap, non-FDA approved off-brand Green Lantern power, which is eternally straining to tangibly manifest their incoherent and inconsolable rage into whatever form they believe will cripple as many Liberal ideals and make as many Liberals cry as possible.

They have so far failed to turn any of their non-scandals into anything stabby or smashy enough to bring down the Kenyan Usurper, but until the day he leaves office, they will never stop trying.

And the Beltway Both Sider Crew will never stop enabling them.

They'll impeach him yet, just you wait.

 And if they can't somehow get to Obama, this other black guy will do.