Trump's Dr. Strange Glove Gets Examined

To Whom My Concern*:

Neo- fascist deployed air bag Donald "Rump" Trump's "physician," gastroenterologist Harold "Dr. Strange Glove" Bornstein is the subject of this fisting examination by Dr. (of Fine Arts) Steven Colbert, who has the sneaking suspicion Bornstein's curiously Trumpesque medical assessment was "yanked from where the sun don't shine."



As with Rump's tax returns, the public has a right to know "What's he hiding?"

Also, is there anything pertaining to Rump that's legitimate?

* Quoth Dr. Strange Glove.