Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Wait A Minute. . . .


You mean we're not the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby?? It's Larry Birkhead? Dayuuum! Guess we have to return the Rolls to the dealer.

In a related development, Prince Anhalt von Stupplefingernitz, spouse of Zsa Zsa Gabor who claimed paternity of Anna Nicole's baby, has just announced that he is the father of Larry Birkhead.