Wednesday, June 20, 2007
More From the Rethug Crime Blotter
Law 'n' odor Rethug Rudy "McRomney" Giuliani's man in South Carolina, Thomas Ravenel, was indicted yesterday by a grand jury on charges of conspiracy to distribute cocaine. When he's not distributing the blow and volunteering for Rudy, Ravenel is a millionaire real estate developer. We note this is not the first time Rudy has slipped up in his choice of "associates." Hmmm, let's see, there were wives one and two, and Bernie Kerik...
Oh, and it appears his conjoined twin Willard "McRudy" Romney also has an unsavory character deeply involved in his Utah franchise, er, campaign. Excuse me - I'll need to take that shower now.