Rudy McRomney At War With Itself

According to the Associated Press, Sen. "Walnuts" McCain has lashed out at Willard "Muff" Romney on the eve of Muff's appearance before the National Right to Bomb, er, Life Convention this Friday. Walnuts' campaign has circulated a video of Muff in May 2005 reiterating his vow to uphold Massachusetts' abortion rights laws -- well after Muff's "epiphany" on abortion in November 2004. Muff's campaign said Walnuts was showing "signs of desperation." And it's only June 2007! Next, we hope, Muff and Walnuts will go after the other Stooge's views on abortion rights, which of course are completely at odds with the Christian Right Rethug base.