Friday, June 8, 2007

Slammer Time

Two items hot off the police blotter this afternoon:

Well, Heiress Paris is going back to jail to serve the remainder of her sentence for probation violation. This follows a tsunami of outrage that washed across the nation after yesterday's decision by the LA County Sheriff to release Heiress Paris after serving only 5 (though we only counted 3) days of confinement. (Does this mean they have to give her another cavity search? Ouch!) At the hearing today, she cried and screamed "It's not right! Mom!" as the sentence was reimposed on her clueless, privileged heinie.

Also, Italia Federici, the head of a Rethug "environmental advocacy group" (an oxymoron if there ever was one), pleaded guilty to tax evasion and obstructing a Senate inquiry on her role as a bag lady between Jack Abramoff and J. Steven Griles, former Deputy Interior Secretary in the Bush Assministration. It is fondly hoped that Ms. Federici, who was also Mr. Griles' paramour, will sing long and loud in the period between now and her expected sentencing date in the fall, and we'll see more Rethugs doing slammer time.

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