Friday, July 20, 2007

Asshole Examined, Cheney Stays In Charge

This is one of those inadvertently hilarious stories: Preznit Dumbya is going to get a colonoscopy (i.e., have his brain examined) this Saturday, and "Vice" President Dead Eye Dick Cheney will "take over temporarily" (bwhahahaha) while Dumbya's anesthetized. So what changes from the current situation, except that Dumbya will be more coherent under anesthesia?